The Best 5 Statesman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Statesman jokes. There are some statesman diplomat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these statesman lawmaker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Statesman Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the results of the recent Ent election?

The alder statesman will remain at the elm, despite losing the poplar vote.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

When is a statesman not a statesman?

When he's abroad.

Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea

Let's all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.

Finally an international statesman supports Prism

....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the statesman sitcoms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working statesman motherland piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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