The Best 9 State Worker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny State Worker jokes. There are some state worker state jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these state worker secede puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest State Worker Jokes and Puns

Hair Fragrance

Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Emergency Services

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her dismissal.

It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating: "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently, "Keep calm and stay on the line," was not considered to be an appropriate response.....

Remain Calm :)

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.

It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."

To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line

Two kids are bragging about how fast their dads are.

One kid says, My dad is so fast he can throw a football up and run underneath it and catch it!

The other kid, who's dad is a state worker says, My dad is so fast he gets off work at 5, and is home at 4:30!

Soviet joke

In capitalism, man exploits man. In glorious Russia workers state, is other way around.


How helping my daughters sell Girl Scout cookies almost got me in trouble.....

I have 2 daughters that were in Girl Scouts. I was helping them sell cookies by asking co-workers if they would like to buy a box or 2.
One uptight co-worker found out that they go for $5.00 started balking about the price. Stating he cannot see spending $5.00 for a few minutes of pleasure.
My response was well do you still use condoms as birth control?

Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news

The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"

Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!"

A guy walks into Home Depot and states to the iilliterate worker, "I want to get grout and amonia.

" The worker says, "You'll have to gain 50 pounds and sleep with the window open."

Who would win in a table tennis match: the President of the United States of America or the Chairman of the Worker's Party of Korea?

Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong. Kim. Jong.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the state worker county jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working state worker employee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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