Following is our collection of funny State University jokes. There are some state university jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid
At least 4 or 5.
Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
Because then it would be Seminole fluid.
One student managed to erase his own debt.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.
Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.
None attended the University of Miami.
Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.
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The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
Punn State University.
Pro State University
I'll see myself out.
Ohio State University
For-profit colleges are honest
I accidentally had gotten on the Universal Cereal Bus.
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