The Best 18 State University Jokes

Following is our collection of funny State University jokes. There are some state university jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these state university puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest State University Jokes and Puns

It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State

Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.

It's a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida

If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for.

At least 4 or 5.

Why doesn't the United States have universal healthcare?

Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment

Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University.

Because then it would be Seminole fluid.

A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000

One student managed to erase his own debt.

According to the Big Bang Theory the universe began in Arizona

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state


After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.

Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

The Original sports drink.

Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.

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It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the urinal trough...

The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

Where do men learn the best dad jokes?

Punn State University.

Where did the proctologist go to college?

Pro State University

I'll see myself out.

John Oliver interviews Stephen Hawking. John Oliver: "You've stated that you believe that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean, that there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?"

What college do weeaboos attend?

Ohio State University

What's the difference between a state funded University and a for-profit college?

For-profit colleges are honest

I was running late this morning to I took my weet box to eat on my commute to work. In my tired state I hopped on the wrong bus which instead of taking me to work went hurtling through space.

I accidentally had gotten on the Universal Cereal Bus.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the state university jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working state university piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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