The Best 3 State Graduating Jokes

Following is our collection of funny State Graduating jokes. There are some state graduating jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these state graduating puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest State Graduating Jokes and Puns

In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said;

"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."



Then Donald Trump came and said Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!

How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the state graduating jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working state graduating piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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