The Best 7 State Capitals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny State Capitals jokes. There are some state capitals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these state capitals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest State Capitals Jokes and Puns

62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital "Loo-uh-vul", while 38% say "Loo-ee-ville".

Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.

There was a blonde ....

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Soviet joke

In capitalism, man exploits man. In glorious Russia workers state, is other way around.

What's Goliath's least favorite state capital?

Little Rock


Socialism never hurt anyone

The very minute it starts killing people and trampling human rights it's no longer socialism it's 'state capitalism'

Puerto Rico as a new state

The United States government is thinking about making Puerto Rico the 51st state of the United States...

The flag will be displayed on a clothes line outside of the capital building.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the state capitals jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working state capitals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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