Following is our collection of funny State Capitals jokes. There are some state capitals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these state capitals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
Half of what it was last week
In capitalism, man exploits man. In glorious Russia workers state, is other way around.
Little Rock
The very minute it starts killing people and trampling human rights it's no longer socialism it's 'state capitalism'
The United States government is thinking about making Puerto Rico the 51st state of the United States...
The flag will be displayed on a clothes line outside of the capital building.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the state capitals jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working state capitals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.