The Best 23 Stash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stash jokes. There are some stash hoard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stash quackhead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stash Jokes and Puns

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did King Trident punish Ariel?

He found her stash of sea weed.

How many of those brownies did you eat, private?

"All of them sir!"

"That was my stash private."

"Negative sir it was labeled private!"

Stash joke, How many of those brownies did you eat, private?

I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit.

He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.

50 Shades of Little Johnny

Johnny's Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of BDSM magazines.

A bit concerned she asks Johnny's Dad what he thinks she should do.

Johnny's Dad responds "whatever else you do, don't spank him"


I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners...

Apparently Jared from subway had a stash...

(I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)

You never get a second chance to make a first impression...

...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.

Stash joke, You never get a second chance to make a first impression...

I store drugs right under my nose

Don't believe me? Check my stash

I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my Meth stash...

But it just came out of the blue.

LPT jokes shower thought.

If somebody calls you gay, just reach into the secret stash of glitter in your pocket and while throwing it yell out...PROVE IT...And sashay away my friend sashay.

Police today said they found a stash of cocaine in a horse box

They're on the look out for drugs mules

You can explore stash conceal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stash cupboard dad jokes. There are also stash puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Me and my husband were finalizing our divorce today, and we couldn't agree on which one of us should get our weed stash

We ended up deciding on joint custody.

Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash?

In queso emergency.

My Mum found the weed stash in my bedroom

She must have caught Elon's Musk

I have discovered there is something worse than finding your grandpa's stash of playboy...

It's figuring out the reason why some of the pages are stuck together!

If I said you have a nice body would you...

stash it under the floorboards with the rest of them or bury it in a shallow grave?

Stash joke, If I said you have a nice body would you...

Seriously, though.....🤔

How appropriate is the word 'arsenal', when referring to your backup stash of toilet paper?

Did you hear about the stoner who had a stash that never went stale or moldy? He used to spend hours stoned just staring at it...

I guess it's true what they say, a watched pot never spoils.

I killed the Boston Strangler and took his jewelry stash

Thanks for the gold kind strangler!


I found a stash of guns in my academy and reported it to the police

Needless to say i was kicked out of the gun academy

Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"

"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a driver's license."

"Oh, Ignore him.", his wife said, "He always speaks nonsense when he's drunk."

"I KNEW IT!", his father bellowed from the backseat, "I KNEW WE WON'T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR."

Then came the voice from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"

A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.

When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".

A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-stoned!!..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stash druggist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stash methed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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