Stash Jokes
32 stash jokes and hilarious stash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stash Short Jokes
Short stash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stash humour may include short puts jokes also.
- I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash...
(I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out) - How many of those brownies did you eat, private? "All of them sir!"
"That was my stash private."
"Negative sir it was labeled private!" - I found a stash of guns in my academy and reported it to the police Needless to say i was kicked out of the gun academy
- I keep a case of beer stashed away in my basement, in case of emergencies. Better safe than sober.
- I killed the Boston Strangler and took his jewelry stash Thanks for the gold kind strangler!
- You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.
- I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.
- How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar.
- Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.' Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'
- What is the best way to take care your joints as you get older? Remember where you stashed them.
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Stash One Liners
Which stash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stash? I can suggest the ones about dump and swap.
- I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash
- Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash? In queso emergency.
- What do you call someone that you store in your basement? A Smash-n-stash.
- I'm a responsible drug user. I always keep a backup stash.
- What do you call a stash of French cows? A moustache
- I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my m**... stash... But it just came out of the blue.
- My Mum found the w**... stash in my bedroom She must have caught Elon's Musk
- Why did King Trident punish Ariel? He found her stash of sea w**....
- I'm going to bring a sharpie trick or treating Draw h**... stashes on all the Trumpkins
- Why did God give women belly b**...?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Uplifting Stash Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about stash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stash pranks.
Found this one in my 2014 meme stash
A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"
"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a driver's license."
"Oh, Ignore him.", his wife said, "He always speaks nonsense when he's drunk."
"I KNEW IT!", his father bellowed from the backseat, "I KNEW WE WON'T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR."
Then came the voice from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"
50 Shades of Little Johnny
Johnny's Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of b**... magazines.
A bit concerned she asks Johnny's Dad what he thinks she should do.
Johnny's Dad responds "whatever else you do, don't s**... him"
A guy was storing all the f**... hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.
Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-s**...!!..
Did you hear about the s**... who had a stash that never went stale or moldy? He used to spend hours s**... just staring at it...
I guess it's true what they say, a watched p**... never spoils.
Me and my husband were finalizing our divorce today, and we couldn't agree on which one of us should get our w**... stash
We ended up deciding on joint custody.
Police today said they found a stash of c**... in a horse box
They're on the look out for drugs mules
LPT jokes shower thought.
If somebody calls you gay, just reach into the secret stash of glitter in your pocket and while throwing it yell out...PROVE IT...And sashay away my friend sashay.
Seriously, though.....🤔
How appropriate is the word 'arsenal', when referring to your backup stash of toilet paper?
If I said you have a nice body would you...
stash it under the floorboards with the rest of them or bury it in a shallow grave?
