The Best 49 Starve Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Starve jokes. There are some starve welfare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starve thirsty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Starve Jokes and Puns
How do you starve a feminist?
Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.
Why did the blonde starve to death?
Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, "Do not eat."
A Latvian Haiku
Where is potatoes?
This winter is very cold.
Family is starve.
April fools in Latvia
Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?
Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.
Why can you never starve at the beach?
Because you can eat all the sand which is there.
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Q: How do you starve a (race variable) man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots!
Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.
Who do they eat first?
Answer: Donner!
It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sandwiches there.
how do you starve a black person?
the same way you would a white person.... you racist.
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What do Ethiopians do at night?
Starve.
How do you starve a black guy?
The same way you starve anyone else , you racist.
How do you starve a Socialist?
You hide their food stamps under their work boots.
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How do you starve a right wing christian?
Hide their money in their bible.
How do you starve a neurosurgeon?
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out.
It's a war of nutrition.
How do you starve a worthless mooch?
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
How do you starve a BLM member?
Hide their welfare check under a job application.
What game do children play in Africa?
Don't Starve.
How do you deal with mice in the Kremlin?
Put up a sign that says "collective farm." Then half the mice will starve, and the rest will run away.
Why would you never starve on the beach?
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Why did the feminists starve at the picnic?
Because no one wanted to make the sandwiches.
What Does a Buddhist and a Communist Have in Common?
They're both willing to starve themselves
What's a Communist's favorite video game?
*Don't Starve*
Hey, boss, my salary is not compatible with my skills!
I know that, but I can't let you starve to death
teach a man to hunt and he will eat for life
hunt a man and he will never starve again
If women went to war with men, they would win, but they would all die soon after...
they'd never be able to decide on what to have for dinner and would starve
Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve?
He didn't give a crop
Why did the cow starve to death?
Because a vegan ate its food.
What happens if you starve Turkey for 3 days?
You get a massive economic recession.
What's Africa's favourite game to play?
Don't Starve Together.
Why'd the sniper starve to death?
He only had 50 cals on him.
Why did all the squirrels starve?
No nut November.
Why did the blonde starve to death?
She thought the refrigerator was voice activaded.
How do you kill an introvert?
You put a stranger in his kitchen to starve him to death.
A man walking in a desert was about to starve to death, when he suddenly...
Died of thirst.
You have two options
You can either starve to death in this hole, or climb the vertical staircase to get out.
Personally, I would take the ladder
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven's been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's Kim Jong Un's favorite game?
Don't Starve Together
When it comes to food, you've really got to hand it to the Venus de Milo
Otherwise, she'd starve.
Q: How do you starve an Oregon fan?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
Do you know why the two people who got stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere without any kind of food did not starve together?
Because they were cannibals.
How do you kill an introvert?
Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen
Why can you never starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there
A case of a deadly, brain-eating amoeba has been confirmed in Florida.
Poor thing will starve down there.
Officials have found a brain-eating Amoba in the water supply of Washington DC. Officials are worried
After all, there's a good chance the Amobas will starve to death
Do you know why you can't starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Source: I'm a dad.
The difference between an impoverished nation and a wealthy nation:
In an impoverished nation, the shelves are empty and people starve.
In a wealthy nation, the shelves are overflowing and people starve.
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