The Best 35 Starve Death Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starve Death jokes. There are some starve death jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starve death puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starve Death Jokes and Puns

A hero comes to a village...

The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. "There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it will come down and eat one of our virgin girls" the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.

Long ago in a far away land,

A hero comes upon a village. The villagers all look very upset, so the hero asks what happened.

"There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it comes down and eats one of our virgin girls" one of the villagers replies.

The hero then promises to help with their predicament and gets to work.

In three weeks' time, the dragon starved to death.

I had this friend named Leonardo. We called him Lee. Anyway, he didn't have alot of money. In fact, he was basically broke...

So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.

Hey, boss, my salary is not compatible with my skills!

I know that, but I can't let you starve to death

A fat man meets a skinny man

The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"


Kill the Dragon

An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a virgin from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.

One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.

Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath;

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

You see that wall?

A group of vampire bats are hanging out in a cave. All the food in the area is gone and they are the brink of starving to death. One of the bats decides leave to look for food out of desperation. He comes back 30 minutes later and has blood on his face. The other bats are very curious and ask him repeatedly where he got the blood from. Each time, he tries to ignore them and says he doesn't want to talk about it. After 30 minutes of questioning, he breaks down and tells the others to follow him. He flies them to a huge mountainous wall 15 minutes away, and stops. He looks at the others and says,

'You see that wall?'

And they all exciteldy repeat, 'Yea yea, we see it!'

He says again, 'Do you really see that wall?'

They all say again in anticipation, 'Yea yea we see it!'

'Well I didn't!'

I used to make friends fast.

They all starved to death.

Why are communists always late to events?

Because they're Stallin'!

JK. It's cause they starved to death.

Why did the blonde starve to death?

Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, "Do not eat."

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How do you kill an introvert?

Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven's been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington?

He starved to death.

Officials have found a brain-eating Amoba in the water supply of Washington DC. Officials are worried

After all, there's a good chance the Amobas will starve to death

A man walking in a desert was about to starve to death, when he suddenly...

Died of thirst.

Why there is no musilms in Iceland ?

They all starved to death during Ramadan because the sun never sets.

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

There was once a kingdom, a long, long time ago. where a dragon would eat the virgins of the land.

Then one wonderful day, a hero came to the kingdom. The leader told the hero of their predicament. He told him that every day, the dragon would take a few virgins to his cave to eat. The hero said that he will save the kingdom, and take care of the dragon.

After two weeks, the dragon starved to death.


Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life?

There was this guy who was starving to death...

Why did the cow starve to death?

Because a vegan ate its food.

It doesn't hurt to be honest, they said...

Job interviewer: so tell us, why do you want this job?

Me: well, I've always had a passion for not starving to death

You have two options

You can either starve to death in this hole, or climb the vertical staircase to get out.

Personally, I would take the ladder

When i apply to the job...

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?

Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!

How do you kill an introvert?

You put a stranger in his kitchen to starve him to death.

Hey if you were starving would you ever eat a human?

Sick! No way.

What if it was life or death?

Yuck! I dunno, don't wanna die bro. Maybe!?

You can't come camping.

I introduced my communist friend to Minecraft the other day.

Too bad he ended up starving to death.

What's worse is he's still AFK in my house.

Why did the blonde starve to death?

She thought the refrigerator was voice activaded.

Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Call a man comrade and make fishing areas public, and he will starve to death in no time.

Why did 7 starve to death?

Because 69 wend to jail

Why'd the sniper starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

Why would you never starve to death in a desert?

Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food.

People dying of starvation in Africa are worse off than western cancer patients right?

So why is my wife getting all the attention while I'm at home starving to death?

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