Starvation Jokes
28 starvation jokes and hilarious starvation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starvation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Starvation Short Jokes
Short starvation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starvation humour may include short hunger jokes also.
- My former roommate was overweight so he asked me for a diet idea. I told him to stop eating after 8 PM. He had dinner at 7 PM that day, and died of starvation a few days later.
- I hate this new king, my landlord is ripping me to starvation and i might freeze this winter. Gildford from 13 th century
- Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
- A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey.
- Why didn't the republican promise the homeless person food? He knew the democrat would promise food, so then the homeless person would die of starvation
- People dying of starvation in Africa are worse off than western cancer patients right? So why is my wife getting all the attention while I'm at home starving to death?
- Wife: "There's something preying on my mind."
Husband: "Don't worry, it'll soon die of starvation." - There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning.
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Starvation One Liners
Which starvation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starvation? I can suggest the ones about food shortage and anorexia.
- A lesbian couple discussed what they should go eat. They died of starvation.
- Communism never killed anyone. They died due to starvation.
- What's the one thing that makes everything taste better? Starvation.
- What is it called when starvation causes brain damage? A hungry hungry hippocampus!
- A cowboy walks into Africa "What in starvation"
- Why did the dinosaurs die of starvation? They were anorexasaurus.
- 9/10 doctors recommend food 1/10 doctors died of starvation
- I went on a starvation diet... 10/10 without rice
0/10 with rice - What do you call the bloated tummy of a starvation victim? A *Boer* belly
- In 1466, dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation.
- I once had a brain eating amoeba the poor fella died of starvation
- Yo mama so s**...... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
- I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is i**....
Howlingly Hilarious Starvation Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about starvation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean desperation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make starvation pranks.
I recently flew to africa to do some charity work.
It was an eye-opening, shocking experience.
The poverty, the starvation, the fighting.... the *smell*, the noise....
I am never flying economy again.
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Two spiders are at another spiders f**....
"Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."
"Yeah, that's true. Do you know what he died from?"
"Starvation."
An emaciated man was found dead in his bathtub.
The apparent cause of death was starvation. Oddly, he still had enough food in his fridge, and no apparent mobility problems that would prevent him from getting to it. His relatives did not know of any mental problems either.
The best investigator in the city was called to the scene. She takes one look at the bathroom and asks the relatives,
"Was he a programmer?"
"Yes, why?"
She wordlessly shows them a large shampoo bottle with an instruction: "1. Apply the shampoo. 2. Rinse. 3. Repeat the procedure."
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Fred Phelps, leader of Westboro Baptist Church, found dead in home surrounded by piles of partially chewed food. Cause of death: starvation. Next to his body was a note in his own handwriting
"Can't s**... cause that's gay"
Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.
They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.
When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most unexpected of things.
Bacon. Delicious, crispy bacon. Enough to feed a man for days. Without even thinking, one of the men bolts for the oasis, desperate for food and water. As he reaches the half way point, from behind the tree springs forth a man wielding a machine gun. The poor immigrant is gunned down and lays in the sand, dieing. His friend runs to him and says
> Miguel, are you alright? What happened to you?
To which the man responds, looking up at his friend with his dieing breath
> Pedro, it is not a bacon tree...it is a hambush.
