The Best 19 Startup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Startup jokes. There are some startup fedup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these startup tech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Startup Jokes and Puns

WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind.

On startup it performed a self diagnostic test.

Turns out, it's cancer.

Brilliant idea for a start-up

Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.

Gonna call it thanOS.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Startup joke, Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

A start-up company was deciding over something to manufacture

Something local that wouldn't cost much.
They figured filtered water would fit this category.

After running it through all the bodies of the company, they decided on making bread. The water market was oversaturated.

Why did the startup founder take a pill in Ibiza?

To show a VC he was cool.


What do you name an African tech startup?

Double Click!

(Okay, Khoisan only.)

Which Beatle wanted to make it big as an entrepreneur?

Ringo Startup

Startup joke, Which Beatle wanted to make it big as an entrepreneur?

I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons.

I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.

Why did the man's bird feed startup go under?

The seed money fell through.

Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup?

Silicone Valley

Did you hear Microsoft has improved the startup time of their Canadian tablets?

Aboot time, eh?

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Why did the blonde put her laptop in the microwave?

Because Windows froze on startup.

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle

Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.

I made a poor investment in an internet startup.

They sold brick and mortar.

Where will you find a pornstar tech startup?

Silicone Valley

Startup joke, Where will you find a pornstar tech startup?

In the new venture "Innovation Start-up Airlines" you can order tickets in 3 basic tariffs:

* Economy class
* Business class
* Business failed class

The LHC was shut down recently by a weasel

Seems that the problem was a stoatal disaster for physics and may cause significant delays in startup.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the startup collaboration jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working startup finance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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