Startup Jokes

Funniest Startup Short Jokes

Short startup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The startup humour may include short starter jokes also.

1. WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test.
   Turns out, it's cancer.
2. Brilliant idea for a start-up Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
   Gonna call it thanOS.
3. I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.
4. The best-performing companies are ranked on the Fortune 500 list. So the ranking of the worst-performing startups should be called:
   Misfortune 500.
5. Did you hear Microsoft has improved the startup time of their Canadian tablets? Aboot time, eh?
6. My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.
7. In the new venture "Innovation Start-up Airlines" you can order tickets in 3 basic tariffs: * Economy class
   * Business class
   * Business failed class
8. The LHC was shut down recently by a weasel Seems that the problem was a stoatal disaster for physics and may cause significant delays in startup.
9. How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers.
10. Feedback is good for any startup unless You a audio equipment startup, then feedback baaaaad.

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Startup One Liners

Which startup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with startup? I can suggest the ones about enterprise and creator.

1. Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets.
2. my burger bun startup is going well And I've got seed funding already
3. Why did the startup founder take a pill in Ibiza? To show a VC he was cool.
4. What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click!
   (Okay, Khoisan only.)
5. Which Beatle wanted to make it big as an entrepreneur? Ringo Startup
6. I made a poor investment in an internet startup. They sold brick and mortar.
7. Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup? Silicone Valley
8. Why did the man's bird feed startup go under? The seed money fell through.
9. Why did the blonde put her laptop in the microwave? Because Windows froze on startup.
10. Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money.
11. How do you get a small fortune? You start with a big fortune and invest in startups.
12. Where will you find a pornstar tech startup? Silicone Valley
13. What do you call two white guys? A podcast.
    What do you call three?
    A start-up.
14. My Dad asked me how my smart train startup is coming along? I told him it's on track.
15. What do you call a billion-dollar yarmulke startup? A Jewnicorn

Cheerful Fun Startup Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about startup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shutdown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make startup pranks.