Starter Jokes

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Funniest Starter Short Jokes

Short starter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starter humour may include short startup jokes also.

1. It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.
2. Her: I want to break up. For starters, I'm sick of your terrible jokes. Him: Ok. And for the main course?
3. What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
4. Two bakers were trying to have a talk about leavened Indian breads... The topic was a naan-starter.
5. I asked a linguist, "I'd like to speak to my cat. Can you teach me how?" "For starters," she said, "the h is silent."
6. The job posting said they were looking for a self-starter so I called and told them I was hired.
7. Why should every starter house come with a cat? Because you can't spell homeowner without meow
8. What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
9. What is wind? Air in a hurry.
   (My godmother told me that this joke back in 1930s used to be a sure fire starter)
10. I hate when people start their statement with well for starters and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.

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Starter One Liners

Which starter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starter? I can suggest the ones about intro and breaker.

1. For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.
2. I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad.
3. "Y'know, I'm a criminal in 72 countries." "How so?"
   "Well, for starters, I'm gay."
4. What's an epileptic's favorite starter? Seizure salad.
5. At an Indian restaurant, can you order bread as an appetizer? Or is that a naan-starter?
6. What's good about Switzerland? For starters, their flag is a big plus.
7. Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter.
8. I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants... they're mostly naan starters.
9. I'm really liking the Swiss team this World Cup For starters, their flag is a big plus.
10. [Pokémon OC] Yo momma is so old... Her starters were kabuto, omanyte, and aerodactyl!
11. A starter motor walks into a bar The bartender says, "now don't start anything!"
12. Could you call Indian bread dough... a naan-starter?
13. At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols... They use Spud Guns.
14. Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
15. I'm leading the singing at Keith from the Prodigy's f**... I'm the choir starter

Fire Starter Jokes

Here is a list of funny fire starter jokes and even better fire starter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a similarity between a bullet and a employee For starters, they both do damage to the surrounding area when fired
• I heard they were going to ask... ...a mother superior to fire the p**... at the next Boston Marathon, but that idea was shot down pretty quickly. So...kind of a nun starter.

Amusing Starter Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about starter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spark jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make starter pranks.