The Best 22 Starters Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Starters jokes. There are some starters inertia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starters jewbacca puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Starters Jokes and Puns
Old couple in church...
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Her: I want to break up. For starters, I'm sick of your terrible jokes.
Him: Ok. And for the main course?
A lizard tatoo artist applies for a job at an architectural firm...
The hiring manager is perplexed. "How" he asks, "does inking reptiles amount to 'relevant experience' designing buildings for our firm?"
"Well for starters" the lizard tatoo artist begins, "all of my drawings are to scale."
*This is OC fam. Just put my 2 weeks notice in at my day job.*
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
I asked a linguist, "I'd like to speak to my cat. Can you teach me how?"
"For starters," she said, "the h is silent."
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.
What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
"Y'know, I'm a criminal in 72 countries."
"How so?"
"Well, for starters, I'm gay."
A Hipster and a Duck
Part 1.
A hipster walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender goes Hey, where did you get that?
The duck goes In Brooklyn, there's thousands of them!
Part 2
A hipster walks into a Brooklyn bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks What can I do for you?
The duck responds for starters, get this guy off my ass!
I hate when people start their statement with well for starters
and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.
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What's the difference between a bucket and a tub?
For starters, the bucket pails in comparison.
[At a restaurant] Her: We need to break up. For starters, I'm sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: Ok. And for the main course?
What's good about Switzerland?
For starters, their flag is a big plus.
if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic
wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker
What does a red apple have in common with a green apple?
For starters, they're both red. Except for the green one.
I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants...
they're mostly naan starters.
I'm really liking the Swiss team this World Cup
For starters, their flag is a big plus.
What's a similarity between a bullet and a employee
For starters, they both do damage to the surrounding area when fired
I was being recruited for suicide bombing...
I asked the recruiter, "what are the perks of being a suicide bomber?" And he replied, "well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"
[Pokémon OC] Yo momma is so old...
Her starters were kabuto, omanyte, and aerodactyl!
What's the difference between a pregnant nanny and a light bulb?
$138,457.26 and my Mercedes, for starters.
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