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Starsign Jokes

5 starsign jokes and hilarious starsign puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starsign that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Amusing & Witty Starsign Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good starsign joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...

she was attacked by a giant crab

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.

Mauled to death by a giant crab.

My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.

Attacked by a giant crab.

I went to a pet shop to buy a goldfish today...

The worker asked if I'd like an aquarium, but I told him "I don't care what starsign it is."

So I walked into the doctors office the other day

He said to me: Pick any starsign, any starsign you want
So I went and said: Capricorn!
And the doctor said: No..., you've got cancer


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