The Best 5 Starsign Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starsign jokes. There are some starsign galaxies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starsign starship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starsign Jokes and Puns

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...

she was attacked by a giant crab

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.

Mauled to death by a giant crab.

My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.

Attacked by a giant crab.

I went to a pet shop to buy a goldfish today...

The worker asked if I'd like an aquarium, but I told him "I don't care what starsign it is."

So I walked into the doctors office the other day

He said to me: Pick any starsign, any starsign you want

So I went and said: Capricorn!

And the doctor said: No..., you've got cancer


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starsign starfleet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starsign interstellar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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