Starry Jokes
3 starry jokes and hilarious starry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Starry Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good starry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
It was the first night of the newlyweds in their bridal suite and...
The young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. Aren't you coming to bed darling? she said sexily. Not in your life! he replied. My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and I'm not going to miss it for anything!
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping
They set up their tent under the starry night sky.
In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up his friend and says, "Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you can deduce."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars, and if even if only a few of them have planets, it's quite likely that some of them are exactly Earth-like planets. And if there are a few Earth-like planets, there might be life."
Holmes then replies, "Watson, you idiot! Someone stole our tent."
What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?
A h**... on the Gogh
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