The Best 2 Starry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starry jokes. There are some starry stellar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starry planets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starry Jokes and Puns

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping

They set up their tent under the starry night sky.

In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up his friend and says, "Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you can deduce."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars, and if even if only a few of them have planets, it's quite likely that some of them are exactly Earth-like planets. And if there are a few Earth-like planets, there might be life."

Holmes then replies, "Watson, you idiot! Someone stole our tent."

What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?

A Hoe on the Gogh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starry twinkle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starry fila piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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