Starring Jokes

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Funniest Starring Short Jokes

Short starring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starring humour may include short starred jokes also.

1. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
2. Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system yet? ... They looked at the reviews...
   Only 1 star.
3. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
4. My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after star wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
5. The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
6. The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
7. Texas is the Lone Star state. Of course, that's out of a possible 5 stars.
8. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
9. Neil Degrasse Tyson and mike tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.
10. "Daddy, how do stars die?" "Drugs, normally."

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Starring One Liners

Which starring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starring? I can suggest the ones about staring and stared.

1. Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
2. Why haven't alien come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.
   One star.
3. Why don't aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.
4. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
5. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
6. My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
7. Son: Dad, how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, usually.
8. Can you kill someone with a throwing star? Shuriken.
9. What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
10. Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
11. Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews.. only 1 star
12. Orion's Belt is a waist of space. Bad pun, I know. 3 stars at best.
13. Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
14. Why is Texas called the Lone Star state? Because of all the one-star reviews
15. Orion's Belt is a big waist of space. Bad joke. Only three stars.

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What funny jokes about starring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean movie star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make starring pranks.