Starred Jokes
29 starred jokes and hilarious starred puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starred that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Starred Short Jokes
Short starred jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starred humour may include short starring jokes also.
- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
- Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system yet? ... They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star. - Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after star wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
- The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
- The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
- Texas is the Lone Star state. Of course, that's out of a possible 5 stars.
- Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
- Neil Degrasse Tyson and mike tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.
- "Daddy, how do stars die?" "Drugs, normally."
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Starred One Liners
Which starred one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starred? I can suggest the ones about stared and movie star.
- Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
- Why haven't alien come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.
One star. - Why don't aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.
- Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
- My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
- My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
- Son: Dad, how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, usually.
- Can you kill someone with a throwing star? Shuriken.
- What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
- Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
- Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews.. only 1 star
- Orion's Belt is a waist of space. Bad pun, I know. 3 stars at best.
- Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
- Why is Texas called the Lone Star state? Because of all the one-star reviews
- Orion's Belt is a big waist of space. Bad joke. Only three stars.
Michelin Starred Jokes
Here is a list of funny michelin starred jokes and even better michelin starred puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish
- What did the Michelin Star holding Italian chef call his new restaurant? Michelin PastaBowl
- What's the difference between a 5-star Michelin restaurant's spaghetti and your mother's? You can't afford to get any on your sweater.
Howlingly Hilarious Starred Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about starred you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean patrick star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make starred pranks.
My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London.
On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though.
Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.
What's the difference between Mike Myers and Michael Myers?
Michael Myers starred in a successful movie in the last decade.
If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar...
He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.
I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts
Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers
I starred in an award winning one man show...
about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, Congratulations. You played yourself.
You'll never believe what Hilary did in 2003
She starred in the Lizzie McGuire Movie.
If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington....
...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.
Richard Gere stars in American g**....
...maybe it would be more appropriate if it starred Peter Sellers instead?
If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been?
Tom Honks
Yo mama so hairy
She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot
50 years ago, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway starred in "Bonnie and Clyde"
Tonight they got together to attempt one last heist
