The Best 49 Stark Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stark jokes. There are some stark dodo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stark bran puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stark Jokes and Puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American

were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

"They must have been English,' declares the Englishman. 'Only a gentleman would share his last apple with a woman.'

'They were undoubtedly French,' says the Frenchman. 'Who else could seduce a woman so easily?'

'I think they were Russian,' says the American.

'After all, who else could walk around stark naked, feed on one apple between the two of them and think they were in paradise?'

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

Stark joke, How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

How are children born?

Little peter and little Johnny asked their grandma,"How children are born Granny?".
"The Stark brings them in his beak my children", said Grandma.
Little Peter and little Johnny looked at each other and Little Jonny said ,"What do you think Peter, Shall we tell her?"
"No No" said Peter,"Leave her in her innocence"


What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Stark joke, How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

We found love in a hopeless place

We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face

I was driving with my three young children

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

What do you call it when Iron Man poses at a nude photo shoot?

Stark naked.

[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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What do women and Tony Stark have in common?

They are both Fe Males.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

I'm the daughter of Ned Stark!

Arya?

What would be the best way to describe the winter landscape in Westeros?

Stark.

Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name

Because when he died, she was sans a Stark

Stark joke, Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name

What should Tony Stark use to update his android friend, who is worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir?

Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.

The Circus needed a new act...

there were 2 performers gunning for the opportunity: a beatiful woman and a man badly dressed.

The woman started her act, which was lion taming: she stripped stark naked, entered the lionΒ΄s cage, and made the beast postrate and lick her entire body, from head to toes.

The ringmaster was impressed, and asked the other performer:

"Can you do better than that?"

"Yes, and I dont even need to be whipped"

[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...

She really jumped into the Frey.


Arya Stark: The North Remembers.

Theon Greyjoy: My south remembers.

How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words?

Stark raven mad.

My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena

She has no name and you can't see her

Who is the most gender confused superhero?

Tony Stark, because he identifies himself as Iron Man when actually he's a *fe*male.

What did T'Challa ask Tony Stark about his suit?

Wakanda suit do?

A Stark, A Lannister and a Bolton walks into a bar.

Bartender: "What's up Lady Sansa?"

Tony Stark and Pepper potts are sitting in bathtub feeling Happy..

... Suddenly Happy felt disgusted and left.

Tony Stark wasn't crying

There was just some Peter Parker in his eye.

Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling so good...

Rene Descartes get home from work.

Wife: You forgot groceries again!?

Descartes: I'm sorry honey, I wasn't thinking.

*Descartes slowly fades from existence*

What is Ironman's favorite real time strategy game?

Stark Craft

Did you know that Tony Stark is secretly a woman?

He's Fe Male

What is Ironman underneath the suit?

Stark naked.

So John Cena and Arya Stark walk into a bar...

*crickets*

If Tony Stark went flat broke...

He'd be Irony Man.

What do you call Iron Man without his armor?

Stark naked.

Why did House Stark shut down the northernmost cereal factory in the Seven Kingdoms?

Cuz they were bad at Raisin' Bran

Spider-Man Spider-Man

Does whatever a spider can

Everything's, going dark

"I don't feel good Mr. Stark"

Oh nooooo, there went Spider-Manο»Ώ

Stan Lee wrote Tony Stark as a character with a sexual identity crisis.

He's all man, but likes to dress as FEmale

Thanos walk into a bar (OC)

Stark: We need The Hulk

Banner: I need to get angry first

So Stark strangled Banner.

I see my self out.

In honor of Stan Lee, my one and only Stan Lee joke.

Did you know that Stan Lee original wrote Tony Stark to be FEmale?

Tony Stark can't run out of oxygen tomorrow,

If you watch Endgame trailer everyday. #200IQ

If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day...

... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.

What does Kellogg's have in common with Ned and Catelyn Stark?

They're both responsible for Raisin' Bran.

What does Link have in common with Tony Stark?

They both like smashing pots.

So this hot babe goes to a fancy dress party stark naked and rings the bell.

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The host opens the door and sees her standing there brazenly, tapping her forefinger on her chin.
Host: What are you?
Hot babe: A self-tapping screw!

I'M A STARK!

Exclaimed the Italian stuck in traffic.

My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.

Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf.

I can't believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.

What does Ironman do before taking a bath.

He gets Stark naked!

Did you know that Tony Stark started cross dressing?

Sometimes he goes out dressed as FE male.

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