Stark Jokes
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Tony Stark, the affable playboy-billionaire-superhero is known for his quick wit and humor. In this article, explore the best Stark jokes from all corners of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. From Tony, to Arya Stark, to Steele, Winterfell, and even the infamous "naked, shivering in the corner" scene. Get ready for some laughs!
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Funniest Stark Short Jokes
Short stark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stark humour may include short stern jokes also.
- Tony Stark and Pepper potts are sitting in bathtub feeling Happy.. ... Suddenly Happy felt disgusted and left.
- My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena She has no name and you can't see her
- Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling so good... Rene Descartes get home from work.
Wife: You forgot groceries again!?
Descartes: I'm sorry honey, I wasn't thinking.
*Descartes slowly fades from existence* - I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf. I can't believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.
- Did you know that Tony Stark started cross dressing? Sometimes he goes out dressed as FE male.
- [Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war... She really jumped into the Frey.
- Why did House Stark shut down the northernmost cereal factory in the Seven Kingdoms? Cuz they were bad at Raisin' Bran
- What does Kellogg's have in common with Ned and Catelyn Stark? They're both responsible for Raisin' Bran.
- We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face - Who is the most gender confused superhero? Tony Stark, because he identifies himself as Iron Man when actually he's a *fe*male.
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Stark One Liners
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- How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark's parents? One Buck.
- What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction
- A Stark, A Lannister and a Bolton walks into a bar. Bartender: "What's up Lady Sansa?"
- Tony Stark wasn't crying There was just some Peter Parker in his eye.
- What does Link have in common with Tony Stark? They both like smashing pots.
- Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male.
- I'M A STARK! Exclaimed the Italian stuck in traffic.
- How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man.
- What would be the best way to describe the winter landscape in Westeros? Stark.
- What did T'Challa ask Tony Stark about his suit? Wakanda suit do?
- How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words? Stark raven mad.
- I'm the daughter of Ned Stark! Arya?
- What do you get when you dry out a Stark? Raisin Bran
- [Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?
- What is Ironman's favorite real time strategy game? Stark Craft
Tony Stark Jokes
Here is a list of funny tony stark jokes and even better tony stark puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day... ... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
- So aparently Tony and pepper are planning on having a child? Baby stark do dododo dodo
Baby stark do dododo dodo
Baby stark do dododo dodo
Baby stark...
Enjoy having that meme stuck in your head. - What should Tony Stark use to update his android friend, who is worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir? Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.
- Tony Stark can't run out of oxygen tomorrow, If you watch Endgame trailer everyday. #200IQ
- In honor of Stan Lee, my one and only Stan Lee joke. Did you know that Stan Lee original wrote Tony Stark to be FEmale?
- If Tony Stark went flat broke... He'd be Irony Man.
- What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit
- A mind is like a parachute Tony Stark built one into Spider-Man's new suit.
- Why did Tony Stark need to see a doctor? He didn't have enough iron in his blood.
- Why did Tony Stark cry at the end of Infinity War? [SPOILERS] He didn't. It was just a bit dusty.
Arya Stark Jokes
Here is a list of funny arya stark jokes and even better arya stark puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Arya Stark: The North Remembers. Theon Greyjoy: My south remembers.
- So John Cena and Arya Stark walk into a bar... *crickets*
- Would you like to invest in our company? George R. R. Martin- Arya Stark.
- Arya Stark Is one toe tally awesome killer chick!
Stark Raving Jokes
Here is a list of funny stark raving jokes and even better stark raving puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is Iron Man when he bumps into Mandarin at EDC Stark raving mad
- What happened when Iron Man dropped some bad Ecstacy? He became Stark-raving-mad.
- What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad
Howlingly Hilarious Stark Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?
Stark n**....
What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?
Stark lighting.
How are children born?
Little peter and little Johnny asked their grandma,"How children are born Granny?".
"The Stark brings them in his beak my children", said Grandma.
Little Peter and little Johnny looked at each other and Little Jonny said ,"What do you think Peter, Shall we tell her?"
"No No" said Peter,"Leave her in her innocence"
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I was driving with my three young children
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark n**...! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
Who let the dogs out?
Sansa Stark
What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?
They both died when they were really popular.
My worst nightmare was when I was trapped in a pitch-black room with Iron Man.
It would've been fine, but I'm afraid of the Stark...
Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name
Because when he died, she was sans a Stark
What did Kylo Ren do after visiting Winterfell?
He built Stark Killer Base
What did Cat Stark say to Walder Frey at the Red Wedding?
That she was Robbed off a Stark.
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The Circus needed a new act...
there were 2 performers gunning for the opportunity: a beatiful woman and a man badly dressed.
The woman started her act, which was lion taming: she stripped stark n**..., entered the lion´s cage, and made the beast postrate and lick her entire body, from head to toes.
The ringmaster was impressed, and asked the other performer:
"Can you do better than that?"
"Yes, and I dont even need to be whipped"
So how did you all think Spider-man held up as a sidekick to Iron Man?
I really thought there's a Stark contrast between the two
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I threw a penny off a building
Stark cried during the f**...
Spider-Man Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Everything's, going dark
"I don't feel good Mr. Stark"
Oh nooooo, there went Spider-Man
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Stan Lee wrote Tony Stark as a character with a s**... identity crisis.
He's all man, but likes to dress as FEmale
Thanos walk into a bar
Stark: We need The Hulk
Banner: I need to get angry first
So Stark strangled Banner.
I see my self out.
The stark contrast between India and US is that India makes curries out of vegetables
And US makes shoes and merchandise out of a Curry
Sophie turner (sansa stark) in brother in law's wedding
Aunties in Indian wedding can be more brutal than Frey's in Red Wedding.
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So this hot babe goes to a fancy dress party stark n**... and rings the bell.
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The host opens the door and sees her standing there brazenly, tapping her forefinger on her chin.
Host: What are you?
Hot babe: A self-tapping screw!
My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.
Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."
