Starfleet Jokes
4 starfleet jokes and hilarious starfleet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starfleet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Starfleet Jokes With Friends
Charming Humor Starfleet Jokes with Loads of Fun
What is a good starfleet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.
It will be called "Geria-
What's the official beer of Starfleet?
Captain's Lager!
What's the difference between a Starfleet captain and a Klingon?
Nobody got mad when a new series with a bald Starfleet captain aired
Share These Starfleet Jokes With Friends