The Best 6 Starfleet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starfleet jokes. There are some starfleet trekkie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starfleet starship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Starfleet Jokes and Puns

Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.

It will be called "Geria-

What's the official beer of Starfleet?

Captain's Lager!

What's the difference between a Starfleet captain and a Klingon?

Nobody got mad when a new series with a bald Starfleet captain aired

Why does Data the android cost Starfleet so much money?

Because Data is enterprise hardware.

Who is the worst cook in Starfleet?

Michael Burn-ham.

Who is the best counterfeiter in Starfleet?

Geordi LaForge.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starfleet starboard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starfleet battleship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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