The Best 10 Starfish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starfish jokes. There are some starfish pounder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starfish mollusk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starfish Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a starfish and Vladimir Putin?

One is brainless, spineless, and impossible to reason with.

The other one is a starfish.

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?

They both come in little cans.

What's the most famous fish?

A starfish.

Pretty obvious, right? If you have a better fish pun, let minnow.

my math teacher's joke she told us

so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.

My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet.

I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

I got a starfish for a pet

It was a no-brainer.

What's bigger than a starfish?

A galaxyfish.

"Do you like dry, salty peanuts in your mouth?"

"I sure do. With ketchup."

"What are you, a gay starfish?!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starfish psoriasis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starfish conch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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