Starfish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starfish jokes. Read starfish pounder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starfish mollusk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Humorous Starfish Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What's the difference between a starfish and Vladimir Putin?

One is brainless, spineless, and impossible to reason with.

The other one is a starfish.

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?

They both come in little cans.

What's the most famous fish?

A starfish.

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my math teacher's joke she told us

so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.

My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet.

I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

I got a starfish for a pet

It was a no-brainer.

What's bigger than a starfish?

A galaxyfish.

"Do you like dry, salty peanuts in your mouth?"

"I sure do. With ketchup."

"What are you, a gay starfish?!"

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the starfish psoriasis puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working starfish conch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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