Starfish Jokes
8 starfish jokes and hilarious starfish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about starfish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Starfish Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good starfish joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a starfish and Vladimir Putin?
One is brainless, spineless, and impossible to reason with.
The other one is a starfish.
How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?
They both come in little cans.
What's the most famous fish?
A starfish.
Pretty obvious, right? If you have a better fish pun, let minnow.
my math teacher's joke she told us
so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
My boyfriend and I used to argue over the duvet.
I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish and he liked to sleep with a blonde lady called Leanne.
What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?
"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"
I got a starfish for a pet
It was a no-brainer.
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