The Best 8 Starch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starch jokes. There are some starch corny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starch tostitos puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starch Jokes and Puns

What do you call 2 potatoes that hate each other?

Starch enemies

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners, the guy is a little old and hard of hearing. Monica says "i need to get this dress cleaned, no starch, use the same hanger."
The dry cleaner responds "come again?"
Monica says "nope, this time it's mustard."

How do potatoes get to space?

Using the starch ship enterfries

Why did Mr. Potato Head's dry cleaning service go out of business?

He always used too much starch.

So there's a new saliva cell...

...and he's kind of panicky because he can't figure out how to digest a starch molecule.

But then good guy Mr.Enzyme comes along and says "Let me break it down for you."


How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison?

He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.

Carbs

are my starch enemy.

If Iron Man were the household appliance, his alter ego would be Tony Starch. #ShowerThoughts

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starch fastfood jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starch dicktator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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