The Best 5 Starburst Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starburst jokes. There are some starburst galactic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starburst popcorn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starburst Jokes and Puns

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

The Whale Joke

Two whales are on a road trip, and they decide to stop at a gas station to get some snacks.

So they go into the candy aisle,

And they pass the snickers,

They pass the kitkats

The skittles,

The starburst,

The airheads,

The milky ways,

And finally they see the m&ms.

And one whale says to the other:

Waoaoaooaooaooaoaowwwoaoaw

And the other whale says:

Waoaoaoaoaoaoaaaaooaoaoaawwww

Why do Nazi's hate Starburst candy?

Because they are acidic chews.

Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits.

They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.

What's does a supernova subsume before it explodes?

A starburst


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the starburst twix jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working starburst caramel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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