Starbucks Jokes

Funniest Starbucks Short Jokes

Short starbucks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starbucks humour may include short coffee jokes also.

1. TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined. Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.
2. Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
   She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
3. This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee. I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
   I didn't bother leaving a tip.
4. Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
5. I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply.
6. Frankie Boyle Madeleine mccann joke Yeah, I saw the McCanns on there and really wanted them to go, Could you round it up in the next few minutes, mate? We’ve left the kids over in Starbucks
7. A scientist walks up to a gender studies major in a Starbucks. What does the gender studies major say? "Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order please"
8. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic.
9. Starbucks created a new specialty drink to honor all the candidates running for Congress. It's called the Fullacrappacino
10. Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter? Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter

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Starbucks One Liners

Which starbucks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starbucks? I can suggest the ones about latte and espresso.

1. I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.
2. My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!
3. What currency do they use in space? Starbucks
4. What's long and white? The line to Starbucks.
5. How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!
6. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
7. Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds.
8. What does a sick person get from Starbucks? A coughfee
9. What do you order at Starbucks when you're sad? A desspresso
10. Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is.
11. An astronaught came into the shop today He didn't have cash but he did have Starbucks
12. What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks? Half calf
13. What do you do when you forget your girlfriend's name? Take her to Starbucks
14. Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee
    - Tell them your name is Waldo
    - Leave
15. What Does A Jewish Guy Do When He Works At Starbucks? Hebrews

Starbucks Coffee Jokes

Here is a list of funny starbucks coffee jokes and even better starbucks coffee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14 Extremely basic
• What size coffee do Bishops order at Starbucks? Grande
• I like my firstborn son like I like my coffee. Made behind the counter at Starbucks.
• I got fired from Starbucks for making coffee too dark. They said it was grounds for termination.
• I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man "wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"
• Starbucks has starting to offer free drinks during funerals They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees
• I paid for a coffee in Starbucks earlier I've no idea how much it was in Earth money
• In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.
• Starbucks makes a drastic move to their menu to improve community relations Patrons may no longer order black coffee.
• What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee? Starbucks

Starbucks Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny starbucks name jokes and even better starbucks name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At a Starbucks job interview "What is your name?"
  -Alyssa
  "Could you spell that, please?"
  -L A R I S S A
  "When can you start?!"
• What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name.
• I told my first date to meet me at Starbucks because I forgot her name But the date went horribly wrong since Starbucks got her name wrong.
• I ask starbucks to write Ari as my name on every cup That way i can say its 'Ari on a Grande'
• Starbucks is changing their name! To EightBucks
• They got my name wrong at Starbucks... I said Tom, not Max.
  It wasn't even the right drink either.
• Starbucks rules apply When Ariana Grande turned 20, shouldn't she have changed her name to Ariana Venti?
• How do you get your Starbucks in less than a minute? Tell the barista your name is 'Fire'. When they call your name, everyone will run outside quickly.
• Instead of going to Starbucks.. I like to make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.
• Well, just told the Starbucks barista my name is "No War in Syria". I know it's not much, but I hope it helps.

Starbucks Barista Jokes

Here is a list of funny starbucks barista jokes and even better starbucks barista puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews.
• I tried washing my coffee maker today Now I'm no longer allowed in Starbucks unless the barista has the restraining order removed.
• Before Chance was involved in music he was a barista at Starbucks for 5 years Chance the Frapper
• Tall blonde Starbucks barista: hello! What would you like today?
  A tall blonde please.
  I'm so sorry we're out of blonde roast today.
  Can I get a tall brunette instead?
  Badamtssss
• What request does a Starbucks barista find most difficult to fulfil? A Tall order.
• I heard some guy who works at my local Starbucks is now a wrestler His finisher is the Barista Bomb
• I aspire to be the worlds best stand up comic Or at least a pretty good barista at Starbucks

Starbucks Size Jokes

Here is a list of funny starbucks size jokes and even better starbucks size puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Starbucks employee asked me if I wanted my drink sized Venti. I said "nah I want the one size smaller than that" And then everything exploded.
• Starbucks is releasing new party oriented drinks... Coming in size quaranta
• This year, Starbucks are issuing a new cup size for Christmas. It's called the Adventi.

Starbucks Drive Thru Jokes

Here is a list of funny starbucks drive thru jokes and even better starbucks drive thru puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Starbucks customers that can't go through the drive thru get on their pumpkin spice latte? No whip.

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