The Best 35 Starbucks Coffee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Starbucks Coffee jokes. There are some starbucks coffee keurig jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these starbucks coffee iced coffee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Starbucks Coffee Jokes and Puns

Coughy Filter Joke

The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.

Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?

She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.

This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee.

I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".

I didn't bother leaving a tip.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today...

Will get a free Venti later

John robbed some coffee from Starbucks the other day.

The police are charging him for mugging.

I saw a homeless man sleeping outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, Thank you.

No problem. I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, It's empty.

I said, I know, it's meant to be a chimney.

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

I told the woman in Starbucks to make a coffee for my girlfriend.

"How strong?"

"Well," I replied. "I could definitely take her in a fight."

Dr. Oz says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body helps prevent cellulite.

Apparently you can't do it in Starbucks.

And now the cops are here…..

A customer walks up to a barista at Starbucks

They are not a huge coffee drinker so they ask the barista what's your mildest roast? The barista thinks about it for a moment and says you have mediocre ears.

So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale

I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.

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even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14

Extremely basic

Go to Starbucks

- Order Coffee

- Tell them your name is Waldo

- Leave

What size coffee do Bishops order at Starbucks?


I got fired from Starbucks for making coffee too dark.

They said it was grounds for termination.

I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake.....

I said to the man "wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"

Starbucks has starting to offer free drinks during funerals

They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees

I paid for a coffee in Starbucks earlier

I've no idea how much it was in Earth money

In the window of a bar in Philadelphia

Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even.

Bert Kreischer coffee black joke

Starbucks Barista - How would you like your coffee?
ME - Handcuffed for nothing & taken to jail.

(I like my coffee like I like my men. Black and wrongly accused based only on that.)

Starbucks makes a drastic move to their menu to improve community relations

Patrons may no longer order black coffee.

I was feeling really down the other day so decided to give myself a coffee enema

It worked a treat, but the manager of Starbucks was livid.

A girl missed out on a quiz because she stopped at Starbucks for a coffee

She was Latte to the class

(real news) Select Starbucks stores have been offering customers the option of adding carbonation to their drinks.

In response, Dunkin' Donuts is offering customers the option of having an employee make motorboat noises into their coffee.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?


Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex...

You know you're going to get some, but it's going to be rough.

I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training

I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee

Where do Martians get their coffee from?

I'm sorry.

What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee?


Coffee Shop

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.

The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my butt trumpet to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod with earbuds.

Starbucks staff are so lazy

I only asked for a small coffee and they said "that's a tall order."

Today i went to starbucks

I got in and ordered a large coffee with milk, and the dude looked at me like i was a lunatic

What's the Biblical equivalent to Starbucks?

Hebrews Coffee

How do astronauts pay for coffee?

With starbucks.

I ordered a tall blonde at Starbucks

but all I got was this coffee...

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