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Funniest Starbucks Barista Short Jokes

Short starbucks barista jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The starbucks barista humour may include short starbucks coffee jokes also.

  1. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
    She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
  2. This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee. I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
    I didn't bother leaving a tip.
  3. I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply.
  4. I tried washing my coffee maker today Now I'm no longer allowed in Starbucks unless the barista has the restraining order removed.
  5. Before Chance was involved in music he was a barista at Starbucks for 5 years Chance the Frapper
  6. Tall blonde Starbucks barista: hello! What would you like today?
    A tall blonde please.
    I'm so sorry we're out of blonde roast today.
    Can I get a tall brunette instead?
    Badamtssss
  7. How do you get your Starbucks in less than a minute? Tell the barista your name is 'Fire'. When they call your name, everyone will run outside quickly.
  8. Well, just told the Starbucks barista my name is "No War in Syria". I know it's not much, but I hope it helps.
  9. I heard some guy who works at my local Starbucks is now a wrestler His finisher is the Barista Bomb
  10. I aspire to be the worlds best stand up comic Or at least a pretty good barista at Starbucks

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Starbucks Barista One Liners

Which starbucks barista one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with starbucks barista? I can suggest the ones about barista and barista coffee.

  1. The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews.
  2. What request does a Starbucks barista find most difficult to fulfil? A Tall order.
  3. My Starbucks barista thinks he's so smart just because he has a PhD in humanities.

Starbucks Barista Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about starbucks barista you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean starbucks name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make starbucks barista pranks.

i was in Jerusalem for a holiday

Needing my cuppa of java i wandered into a cafe and was served by a male barista. I found it odd that there were no female Baristas so i made it a point to keep a lookout for them across the holy land.
From Starbucks to coffee club, from hipster cafes to neighborhood coffeehouses, not a female barista could be found.
Perplexed by this, i finally asked the Jewish barista at the starbucks at the airport when i was about to leave. He thought about it for a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said simply:
Hebrews.

A customer walks up to a barista at Starbucks

They are not a huge coffee drinker so they ask the barista what's your mildest roast? The barista thinks about it for a moment and says you have mediocre ears.

Bert Kreischer coffee black joke

Starbucks Barista - How would you like your coffee?
ME - Handcuffed for nothing & taken to jail.
(I like my coffee like I like my men. Black and wrongly accused based only on that.)

Jesus walks up to his favorite Starbucks' counter and politely asks for a grande macchiato.

The barista, puzzled, inquires, Why the new order?
I've been stuck on a tall Pike for a while.
(An original by me.)