The Best 85 Star Wars Jokes
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I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.
BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars
Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films
Because you know what they say about old habits...
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!
They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke
Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?
It's Force Ale.
I was watching Star Wars in English Class
And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"
Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...
They use an e-wok.
I didn't study for my Star Wars test..
So I'm getting Alderaan answers
Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
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Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.
There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever....
But only a fifth May deal in absolutes..
I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.
Maybe he can actually hit somebody.
I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...
The burgers are chewy
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.
I said: May divorce be with you.
My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...
... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through
Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
Star wars dad joke heard tonight
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
Star Wars Joke...
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?
It's a perfect 5/7.
Star Wars joke I made up for my son to tell his friends at school...
Q: What kind of animal does Yoda raise?
A: Sheep
Q: Why does Yoda raise sheep?
A: Because Dagobah
To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".
They were a little on the Chewy side.
What programming language do they use in Star Wars?
JawaScript
I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise
Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
HDMI
(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child
The child would definitely be on the dark side
What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?
They both abandoned the EU
Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.
My sex life is just like star wars:
Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.
The 2018 STAR WARS movie isn't part of a trilogy...
...it's a Solo film
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8
In charge of planning Yoda was
"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.
"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie?
The Empire Strikes Blacks
My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me
I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
I don't like how people love their fandoms more than their god
Especially Star Wars fans
I find your lack of faith disturbing
My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me three times, you probably promised me a good Star Wars game.
What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?
Your credit card.
Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2
Save up to $2160 by not buying it
Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...
unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
The Last Jedi was really good
Definitely in my top 10 Star Wars movies
Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
It has triple the force.
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?"
Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, because it was warm.
He turned to me and asked, how warm?
I looked at him excitedly and said, Luke warm.
What's a Star Wars fan's favorite sex position?
Hand Solo
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex...
They chew 'bacca
I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now?
A woman.
What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?
Bo-buffet
Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
Just found out Chuck Norris had a cameo in Star Wars...
he played The Force
I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out" ... so we snuck in through the rear entrance
Quarantined Star Wars troopers be like "I miss people"
First off all, you always miss.
What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid?
C-thru-PO
My brother's still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?
Emperor Palpatine
Why is vodka so hard to obtain in the Star Wars universe?
Because only Siths deal in Absolut.
What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?
Han So Low
Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave.
It's The Cologne Wars.
What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?
Na-BOO!
I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.
But she pulled some strings and got me in..
Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars?
Me: well of course I know him, he is me
I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed
"I am your Father"
Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end.
My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D
"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."
Who swore the most in star wars?
R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun?
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Luke-Warm
Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ?
Because attachments are forbidden.
I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention
I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Its name is 80-HD
A farmhand loses both his farm and his hand after getting into a fight with his dad over politics...
...would be a really bad but accurate way to describe the plot of Star Wars.
Why were Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 released before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
A couple is having a marriage counseling session.
The husband said my wife keeps referencing star wars! I cant take it anymore! And storms out of the room.
The wife replied divorce is strong with this one.
I want to find a girlfriend who's into Star Wars
I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Dad: Your a Star Wars droid. Son: Am not!
Dad: Artoo!
My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Who plays Han Solo in the Norwegian version of Star Wars?
Harrison Fjord!
Who is Fozzie Bear's favorite Star Wars character?
Luke SkyWaka Waka
Why did Star Wars come out in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9?
in charge of scheduling, I was
Cr
I'm so old...
A good Star Wars movie came out AFTER I was born.
What do you get a car lover and Star Wars fan?
A Toyota
JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car
He becomes the ManDeLorean
Christopher Lloyd is joining the Star Wars universe!
The ManDeLorean.
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