Star Wars Jokes
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Funniest Star Wars Short Jokes
Short star wars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The star wars humour may include short star trek jokes also.
- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
- The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
- Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
- Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work - Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
- JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car He becomes the ManDeLorean
- Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3 In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
- Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun? .
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Star Wars One Liners
Which star wars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with star wars? I can suggest the ones about anakin skywalker and darth vader.
- Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
- My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
- What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
- Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
- Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
- Just found out chuck norris had a cameo in Star Wars... he played The Force
- Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it
- Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
- What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
- Dad: Your a Star Wars droid. Son: Am not! Dad: Artoo!
- What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II? Your credit card.
- What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant? Bo-buffet
- (Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side
- Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels? Emperor Palpatine
- What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript
Star Wars Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny star wars day jokes and even better star wars day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My brother's still single on star wars day. Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
- My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
- What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching george michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
- For my cake day this year I want to share the love I have of Star Wars and dad jokes so here is one of my favorites: Where did Luke get this cybernetic hand from? The second hand store.
- Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
- Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!
- Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
- Now that Star Wars Day is over for most of the world... Can we talk about how the day is really just about making fun of Star Wars fans with lisps?
- One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke. - What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!
A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day!
Star Wars Droid Jokes
Here is a list of funny star wars droid jokes and even better star wars droid puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span. Its name is 80-HD
- What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid? C-thru-PO
- What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour.
- Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators...
Star Wars fans will get this one... - (Star Wars) Why was the Battle Droid not invited to the LGBTQ party? He was CISgendered
- A good Star Wars joke... Why couldn't the battle droid go to work?
Because he had STAP infection!
Bad Star Wars Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad star wars jokes and even better bad star wars puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A farmhand loses both his farm and his hand after getting into a fight with his dad over politics... ...would be a really bad but accurate way to describe the plot of Star Wars.
- Why is the Galactic Empire (Star Wars) so bad for you? Because of its saturated Fett content!
- Star Wars X-Wing pilot "my navigation and targeting drone keeps making bad puns about the old west.. I guess I shouldn't have gone with an RD-R2"
- Star Wars: Battlefront 2 Is Bad
- Do people smell bad in Star Wars? I always hear them saying, "May the Farts be with you."
Star Wars Sith Jokes
Here is a list of funny star wars sith jokes and even better star wars sith puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
- People keep comparing the election to Empire Strikes Back or Revenge Of The Sith... Personally I would have gone with The Star Wars Christmas Special
- Why is v**... so hard to obtain in the Star Wars universe? Because only Siths deal in Absolut.
Amusing & Witty Star Wars Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about star wars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean Anakin Skywalker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make star wars pranks.
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: 'in charge of scheduling, I was'
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
I told my girlfriend we can either have s**..., or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.
Friend: do you know that o**... who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars?
Me: well of course I know him, he is me
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?"
Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, because it was warm.
He turned to me and asked, how warm?
I looked at him excitedly and said, Luke warm.
My s**... life is just like star wars:
Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.
A couple is having a marriage counseling session.
The husband said my wife keeps referencing star wars! I cant take it anymore! And storms out of the room.
The wife replied divorce is strong with this one.
My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D
"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."
I told my wife we can have s**... or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.
But she pulled some strings and got me in..
Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films
Because you know what they say about old habits...
Star wars dad joke heard tonight
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie?
The Empire Strikes b**...
Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.
I want to find a girlfriend who's into Star Wars
I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Why did Star Wars come out in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9?
in charge of scheduling, I was
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To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".
They were a little on the Chewy side.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.
I said: May divorce be with you.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage.
She said she hated the constant Star Wars puns.
I looked at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one."
"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.
"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after s**......
They chew 'bacca
I don't like how people love their fandoms more than their god
Especially Star Wars fans
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...
The burgers are chewy
Star Wars Joke...
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
What's a Star Wars fan's favorite s**... position?
Hand Solo
I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.
Maybe he can actually hit somebody.
Did you hear Pedro Pascal hurt his back during The Mandalorian?
It was from carrying the Star Wars franchise
Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?
R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.
The Last Jedi was really good
Definitely in my top 10 Star Wars movies
I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise
Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars
Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention
I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...
unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
What do you call it when one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
a hand solo
What Star Wars charactor likes orange juice the most?
Emperor Pulpatine
I told my girlfriend we can either have s**..., or go see Star Wars.
She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out" ... so we snuck in through the rear entrance
Star Wars joke I made up for my son to tell his friends at school...
Q: What kind of animal does Yoda raise?
A: Sheep
Q: Why does Yoda raise sheep?
A: Because Dagobah
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me three times, you probably promised me a good Star Wars game.
I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...
They use an e-wok.
Why did star wars episodes 4,5,6 come out before 1,2,3?
In charge of continuity, Yoda was.
Who is Fozzie Bear's favorite Star Wars character?
Luke SkyWaka Waka
Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave.
It's The Cologne Wars.
Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
It has triple the force.
Why were Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 released before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere:
Mos Quito
Que Sadilla
Scu Bagear
Syn Tax
Rev Erse
Mala Mute
Trypto Phan
Cano Nical
Impo Tent
Slee Papnea
I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now?
A woman.
Quarantined Star Wars troopers be like "I miss people"
First off all, you always miss.
In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke
Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?
It's Force Ale.
I'm so old...
A good Star Wars movie came out AFTER I was born.