Star Wars Day Jokes

Funniest Star Wars Day Short Jokes

Short star wars day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The star wars day humour may include short star wars jokes also.

1. My brother's still single on star wars day. Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
2. My local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
3. What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching george michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
4. For my cake day this year I want to share the love I have of Star Wars and dad jokes so here is one of my favorites: Where did Luke get this cybernetic hand from? The second hand store.
5. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
6. Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
7. Now that Star Wars Day is over for most of the world... Can we talk about how the day is really just about making fun of Star Wars fans with lisps?
8. One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
   George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.
9. What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!
   A joke, from third grade me...
   Happy Star Wars day!
10. In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad? Boba Fetta cheese
    Happy May 4th

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Star Wars Day One Liners

Which star wars day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with star wars day? I can suggest the ones about may the 4th and darth vader.

1. Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!
2. Today is Star Wars Day II: Revenge of the 5th
3. What day is Star Wars' anniversary day? May the 4th
4. Happy star wars episode 5 day. Revenge of the fifth
5. Happy Star Wars day from Mike Tyson! May the forthe be with you
6. Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8!
   ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
7. Today is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you.
8. Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you.

The Funniest Star Wars Day Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about star wars day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirate day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make star wars day pranks.