The Best 12 Star Wars Day Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Star Wars Day Jokes and Puns

My brother's still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

What to watch on TV tonight

A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

Happy Star Wars Day!

May the 4th be with you!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Now that Star Wars Day is over for most of the world...

Can we talk about how the day is really just about making fun of Star Wars fans with lisps?

One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy

Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.

Drank a whole bottle of fancy vodka to celebrate Star Wars day

Only a Fifth, still it's Absolute.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule!

A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day!

In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad?

Boba Fetta cheese

Happy May 4th

Today is Star Wars Day II:

Revenge of the 5th

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What day is Star Wars' anniversary day?

May the 4th

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