The Best 35 Star War Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Star War jokes. There are some star war allied jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Star War Jokes and Puns

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.

If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.

She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8

In charge of planning Yoda was

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.


My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars?

Me: well of course I know him, he is me

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Just found out Chuck Norris had a cameo in Star Wars...

he played The Force

Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2

Save up to $2160 by not buying it

Who plays Han Solo in the Norwegian version of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord!

JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car

He becomes the ManDeLorean

After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?"

Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.

He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.

Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?

Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.

Me: Divorce is strong with this one.


What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?

Na-BOO!

Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun?

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Luke-Warm

I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, because it was warm.

He turned to me and asked, how warm?
I looked at him excitedly and said, Luke warm.

My sex life is just like star wars:

Its either Han Solo,

or i have to use the force.

A couple is having a marriage counseling session.

The husband said my wife keeps referencing star wars! I cant take it anymore! And storms out of the room.

The wife replied divorce is strong with this one.

My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.

My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

Why is vodka so hard to obtain in the Star Wars universe?

Because only Siths deal in Absolut.

Dad: Your a Star Wars droid. Son: Am not!

Dad: Artoo!

What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?

Your credit card.

I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.

But she pulled some strings and got me in..

What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet

Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films

Because you know what they say about old habits...

Star wars dad joke heard tonight

Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."

Me "he's a wookie. "

Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."

A farmhand loses both his farm and his hand after getting into a fight with his dad over politics...

...would be a really bad but accurate way to describe the plot of Star Wars.

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