The Best 50 Star Trek Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Star Trek jokes. There are some star trek star jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these star trek star wars day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Star Trek Jokes and Puns

What's Gillian McKeith's favourite part of Star Trek

Captain's Log

The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers...

They were faux-ton guns.

I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...

I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

Star Trek joke, I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often

I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".

Teacher said this one in class....Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future.

For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

Star Trek joke, For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?

Finding Nimoy

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.


To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both search around Uranus for Klingons

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What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Star trek predicting future technology?

How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.

They should make Star Trek toilet paper... you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.

(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

Star Trek joke, Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series.

The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.

She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?

**The Captain's log.**


Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*

... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.

I don't always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans...

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

What's the most interesting beer served at the star trek swingers convention?

Dos trekkies.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie.

They're all use to Klingons.

Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek?

Because it's set in the future.

Peter Dinklage to play a Borg in new Star Trek film

His designation : One of seven.

I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn't like Star Trek.

I told her I need some space.

Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek?

Dad: Cause it's the future son

I don't get the hype about the new Star Trek Discovery

Why are people so excited about a new STD series?

Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it?

They just Klingon to it

What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

This one might be a stretch

Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?

Mister Spock

Missed a spot... yah. :'(

Only hardcore Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane's real name.

Zefram Katsopolis.

My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...

So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?

It was an impulse purchase.

For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.

I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now?

A woman.

What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common

They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons

My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!

Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.

The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women's lingerie.

But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)

Stand up Comedy on Star Trek

Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side

What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Happy Star Trek day

Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink?

A. William Shatner

I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.

It was a Wookie mistake.

I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold..

both choices have their frozen Khans.

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