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Captain's Log
They were faux-ton guns.
I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
To boldly split infinitives!
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
Because it's the future.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
Finding Nimoy
It was a Wookie mistake
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
hahahha
They both search around Uranus for Klingons
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Picardi and Kirk
The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.
Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.
(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
Because it's the future
Because they are such Kling-ons.
Existence is futile.
The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.
She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.
**The Captain's log.**
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Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.
but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies
Dos trekkies.
At the He's Dead Gym.
They're all use to Klingons.
They don't work in the future either.
Because it's set in the future.
His designation : One of seven.
It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.
There was no Spock between them.
I told her I need some space.
Dad: Cause it's the future son
Why are people so excited about a new STD series?
They just Klingon to it
They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?
Mister Spock
Missed a spot... yah. :'(
Zefram Katsopolis.
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.
A woman.
They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons
They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
They call it the Enter prize
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
I metadata.
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.
(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
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