Star Trek Jokes
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- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek? Dad: Cause it's the future son
- I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake
- I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor. The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
- I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.
- I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold.. both choices have their frozen Khans.
- My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships. And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.
- My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
- I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
- My wife said she would divorce me if I kept quoting Star Trek. So I said, "Number Two, make it so!"
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Star Trek One Liners
Which star trek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with star trek? I can suggest the ones about star wars and captain kirk.
- Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future
- Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym.
- Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? A. William Shatner
- I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
- Have you heard about the new Star Trek Christmas movie? It's The Wreath of Khan
- What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!
- Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it
- Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.
- What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock? Finding Nimoy
- Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons.
- What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk
- The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers... They were faux-ton guns.
- Peter Dinklage to play a Borg in new Star Trek film His designation : One of seven.
- What's Gillian McKeith's favourite part of Star Trek Captain's Log
- A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
Star Trek Next Generation Jokes
Here is a list of funny star trek next generation jokes and even better star trek next generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once ran into someone dressed as Brent Spiner's character from Star Trek: The Next Generation, and saved all the coordinates so that I could replicate the experience later. I metadata.
- Why did the Star Trek: The Next Generation fans end their relationship? There was no Spock between them.
Cheerful Fun Star Trek Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about star trek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean science fiction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make star trek pranks.
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
Teacher said this one in class....Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?
Because it's the future.
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
hahahha
How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)
The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis...
Remember to always backup your Data!
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.
They should make Star Trek toilet paper...
...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.
(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
So Holmes and Watson go camping...
After a long trek through the woods they pitch their tent and turn in. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and asks him "Look up in the sky. What do you see?"
To that, Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars"
Holmes followed up with another question: "What do you deduce from that?" to which Watson answered "If there are millions of stars, and even a few of them are planets, it means that there should be planets out there like Earth out there and if there are, that means that there is indeed other life outside of Earth"
Holmes looked him square in the face and said "Watson you idiot it means someone stole our tent!"
Anton Yelchin (Chekhov in *Star Trek*), was crushed by his Jeep.
You could say he died in a "transporter malfunction."
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Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series.
The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.
She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.
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I don't always s**... hispanic Star Trek fans...
but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies
What's the most interesting beer served at the star trek swingers convention?
Dos trekkies.
[Star Trek] What's the difference between your mother and the Prime Directive?
I didn't violate the Prime Directive last night.
No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie.
They're all use to Klingons.
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either.
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A t**... blows himself up at a Star Trek convention.
It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.
I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn't like Star Trek.
I told her I need some space.
I don't get the hype about the new Star Trek Discovery
Why are people so excited about a new STD series?
This one might be a stretch
Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?
Mister Spock
Missed a spot... yah. :'(
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Only h**... Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane's real name.
Zefram Katsopolis.
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"
Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?
It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.
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Why doesn't mary like star trek?
Because William s**... in her
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
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What's the difference between a Cardassian and a Kardashian?
One is a vicious, opportunistic race, bent on subjugation and d**... through whatever insidious and ethically-questionable means they have at hand.
The other is a fictional race from Star Trek.
