Star Spangled Banner Jokes

18 star spangled banner jokes and hilarious star spangled banner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about star spangled banner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Star Spangled Banner Short Jokes

Short star spangled banner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The star spangled banner humour may include short national anthem jokes also.

  1. My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
    A Star-Spangled Banner.
  2. What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
  3. What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit? The Star Spangled Banner
  4. What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? Star spangled Banner.
  5. What's the easiest way to find a spy in the United States? Ask them to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
    If the sing more than one verse, you have your spy.
  6. After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
  7. Did you hear that Fergie was actually singing an alternative version of the star-spangled banner? Written by Francis Scott Off-Key
  8. Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER

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Star Spangled Banner One Liners

Which star spangled banner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with star spangled banner? I can suggest the ones about american flag and confederate flag.

  1. What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America? Star-Spangled Banner
  2. What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!
  3. What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner.
  4. If The Hulk took over for Captain America... Would he be a Star Spangled Banner?
  5. How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see

Star Spangled Banner Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about star spangled banner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean patriotic american jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make star spangled banner pranks.