Star Lord Jokes
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Short star lord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The star lord humour may include short dark lord jokes also.
- What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord? A pre-Quill.
- If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.
- Why were Star Wars fans upset with the new scenes filmed by Ron Howard? Because Lord and Miller shot first.
- Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord..
- What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!
A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day! - Despite what happened in Infinity War, I still worship Peter Quill. He's my Star-lord and savior.
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Star Lord One Liners
Which star lord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with star lord? I can suggest the ones about captain marvel and loki and thor.
- [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
- What did the pop star say when she learned she owed back taxes? Lorde.
- if Star-Lord steps on a banana peel and falls over... ... is it considered a Prattfall?
- They said I'd never star in the Lord of the Rings... But Elijah Wood
- Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense.
Star Lord Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about star lord you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrion lannister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make star lord pranks.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert...
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert.
After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, John woke up his friend.
"Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked John.
Jack thought for a minute and said.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
After a moment of silence, John spoke.
"It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot."
Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said.
"Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.