The Best 86 Star Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Star jokes. There are some star environmentally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Star Jokes and Puns

Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...

They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.

What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?

An envelope.

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.

She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

I've just started to read a horror novel in braille.

Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.

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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.


I've started a business crafting small figurines of Jesus.

I'm only making a little prophet.

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Star joke, Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.

Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

I started a club for guys with erectile dysfuntion

It was a total flop. Nobody came.

I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago.

After that my mugging attempts have been very successful

I started an emo salsa band

We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour...

On my last two dates the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.

how do you starve a black person?

the same way you would a white person.... you racist.

Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window.

If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in.

My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?

Star joke, The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through

Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

I'm starting to hate the U.S. government

The NSA appears to be the only department which listens


A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...

...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . .

. . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window...

If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in...

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died

She was eaten by a giant crab

I started teaching Maths to midgets in my area.

I'm making little things count.

Star joke, I started teaching Maths to midgets in my area.

If I ever start to go bald

I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare

Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8

In charge of planning Yoda was

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen…

I can feel it…


I went online and rated our Solar System

Gave it one star.

I started a boat business in the attic.

The sails are going through the roof

I'm starting to think this country really is run by Jews

But it's still only my first week in Israel.

When do you start on red and stop on green?

When you're eating a watermelon!

My friend, who's star sign was cancer, died very ironically.

He was mauled by a giant crab.


I started calling my toilet the "Jim"...

instead of the John.

It sounds much better when I say that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

I'm starting a gym where we bring exercise equipment right to your front door, whether you requested it or not.

I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"

Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2

Save up to $2160 by not buying it

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.

If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Terrible ratings. One star.

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon

They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

My review of our solar system

1 Star.

Can you kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

I started carrying a knife after a failed mugging attempt last year...

All my attempts have been pretty successful this year.

I started going to the gym a year ago and so far I lost 500 pounds!

The only problem is I'm British...

Just found out Chuck Norris had a cameo in Star Wars...

he played The Force

I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.

It's called making the little things count.

Why haven't aliens come to our solar system?

They checked our reviews.

One star.

My partner and I can never agree on vacations.

I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.

What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?

A teapot.

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews.. only 1 star

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

Envelope

Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars?

Me: well of course I know him, he is me

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

What starts with O, ends with N I O N S, and makes Americans cry?

Opinions

It's just started raining really hard and all my wife is doing is standing at the window looking sad...

If it gets any stronger I'll have to let her in

I started dating a girl who loves soccer

She's a keeper

TIL Texas is called the lone star state

because it was the minimum allowed in a 5 star rating system

I'm starting to think Jews really do run this country

but don't want to jump to conclusions, this my first time visiting Israel

Texas is the Lone Star state.

Of course, that's out of a possible 5 stars.

Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"


She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

I'm going to start a quidditch ball repair shop, staffed entirely with ex-cons from Azkaban.

It'll be called Snitches Get Stitches .

What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Who plays Han Solo in the Norwegian version of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord!

Just started my job as an executioner

I'll beheading there soon!

I'm starting a club for night owls.

Who's up for that?

I've started saying mucho to all of my Mexican coworkers.

It means a lot to them.

I've started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines...

Prophets are going through the roof.

Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Nothing

What starts with a W, and has 3 letters, but ends with a T

I'm not asking

JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car

He becomes the ManDeLorean

I just started a diet. Here's a recap of Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house

It was delicious

What starts with an A and makes up everything?

Amber Heard.

Aliens don't want to meet us.

They've looked at the reviews…



only 1 star!

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

The reason that aliens have never visited us is because

The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
.
.

We only have one star.

I stared intensely as my neighbour removed the red dress, then the bra, then the silk underwear.

"Oo yeah," I whispered to myself, as I looked through my telescope, "you keep emptying that washing machine, baby."

Before I start this week's Plastic Surgery Anonymous meeting,

I'd like to bring attention to some of the new faces I see here today..

I started a book club in prison

It's called prose and cons.

I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

I am going to call it Boba Fetish.

Before starting World War 3

The Russians should consider finishing World War 1 and upgrading their weapons

Why don't aliens visit us?

Because we only have 1 star in our solar system.

i started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt years ago

Since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

I dont enjoy Andor, but it has nothing to do with Star Wars...

...I'm just not a fan of conjunctions

Starbucks created a new specialty drink to honor all the candidates running for Congress.

It's called the Fullacrappacino

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