The Best 3 Stapler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stapler jokes. There are some stapler scissor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stapler laces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stapler Jokes and Puns

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.

How did she pierce her other ear?

Those bastards called back.

(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

My college professor messed up our finals and gave it to us out of order

I asked him why he was so sloppy with his organization, but he didn't have a response.

I recommended getting a stapler. When he asked me why bother, I told him "Well, it's a staple in every test."

Why did the stapler get sick?

It ate something outside of its staple diet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stapler shoelaces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stapler knot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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