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3 stapler jokes and hilarious stapler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stapler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Quirky and Hilarious Stapler Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good stapler joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.
How did she pierce her other ear?
Those b**... called back.
(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

Guy is rolling down the sidewalk in a desk chair

He has a laptop under one arm, a phone under the other. A portable printer on his lap. He has a small wastepaper basket on his head. A swingline stapler in his shirt pocket
Cop spots him and says "what do you think you are doing?"
"Impersonating an office, sir."

My college professor messed up our finals and gave it to us out of order

I asked him why he was so sloppy with his organization, but he didn't have a response.
I recommended getting a stapler. When he asked me why bother, I told him "Well, it's a staple in every test."

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