The Best 19 Staple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Staple jokes. There are some staple sawdust jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these staple ethiopia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Staple Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a staple and a screw?

I couldn't tell you because I've never been stapled.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia

Staple food to the ceiling

(I'm sorry)

How do you start an African rave?

Staple food to the ceiling.

Staple joke, How do you start an African rave?

How do start a rave in Ethiopia?

Staple a piece of toast to the roof.

I eat bits of metal all day...

It's my staple diet.

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and "smooth it out.".....

Screw that, enjoy the peace, leave them there as long as possible. Just get a staple gun and staple the blanket down.

How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population?

I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it.

Staple joke, How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's hu

Did you hear about the man addicted to eating office supplies?

It was a staple of his diet.

My college professor messed up our finals and gave it to us out of order

I asked him why he was so sloppy with his organization, but he didn't have a response.

I recommended getting a stapler. When he asked me why bother, I told him "Well, it's a staple in every test."

A man lived for ten years eating only tiny pieces of metal

It was his staple diet

What do you call it when someone assumes what the staple crop of Japan is?


You can explore staple ingredient reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean staple criteria dad jokes. There are also staple puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I do my grocery shopping at Office Depot

It's a staple diet.

If you need money for staple foods....

Then you're asking for bread money.

If you need it for pizza, then it's Pizza Dough!

My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet.

I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out.

What do you when you lose your favorite tree?

Staple a photo of it to a nearby dog

Why did the stapler get sick?

It ate something outside of its staple diet.

Staple joke, Why did the stapler get sick?

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Staple some breadcrumbs to the ceiling.

I heard that the military is now using pens as weapons

Boy, office supplies really are becoming a staple of modern weeponry

Does staples really have Staples

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the staple panera jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working staple diet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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