The Best 8 Staph Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Staph jokes. There are some staph weaponry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these staph lattes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Staph Jokes and Puns

Two bacteria walk into a bar

Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."

And the bacteria says,
*"But we work here. We're staph."*

A bacteria walked into a bar and was told by the bartender, "We don't serve bacteria here."

The bacteria said, "But I work here -- I'm staph."


Did you hear about the group of Kansas City football players who all contracted skin infections while smoking marijuana?

The Joint Chiefs of Staph

Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school.

She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school.

What's it called when an entire store is sick?

A staph (staff) infection.

A bacteria spread through our entire office

It was a staph infection

Joined a new Gym recently..

All I got were sore arms and a staph infection

I made a joke to a sick friend who is recovering from a staph infection.

If you were a dog, you'd be a staffy!

She laughed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the staph bacterium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working staph strep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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