Stanley Jokes

• Short Stanley Jokes
• Stanley One Liners
• Stanley Cup Jokes
• Stanley Kubrick Jokes
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Funniest Stanley Short Jokes

Short stanley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stanley humour may include short stanley cup jokes also.

1. The moon landing was staged The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
2. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
3. The US government hired Stanley Kubrick to film the fake moon landing. ...but he was such a stickler for doing it right that he insisted that they film on location.
4. NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to help fake the moon landings But he was such a perfectionist, he filmed on location.
5. What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger.
6. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.
7. Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
8. The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit... Against Las Vegas.
9. Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings? He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.
10. What is the first thing an Ottawa Senator does after winning the Stanley Cup? Turn off his Xbox.

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Stanley One Liners

Which stanley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stanley? I can suggest the ones about beloved and reload.

1. My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan
2. What do you call Penguins that whistle quickly? Stanley Cup Champions
3. The Stanley Cup Finals left me so angry last night.. I demand capital punishment.
4. What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie? 2001: A space oddity.
5. The Next Instalment of the Flat Stanley Series: Flatline Stan Lee
6. What did Stanley Kowalski say to Christopher Nolan? "INTERSTELLAAAAAR!!!!"
7. stanley S T A N L E Y .
8. Where could you find Stanley Yelnats in Middle Earth? The Shia.
9. What do you call the Winnipeg Jets if they win the Stanley cup? The wonnipeg Jets

Stanley Cup Jokes

Here is a list of funny stanley cup jokes and even better stanley cup puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My trophy wife. 20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.
• What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
• Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto? It's the only way a Leafs will get to see the Stanley Cup.
• How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies? Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
• Now with Ovechkin winning the stanley cup... it's only the second-largest win for the Russians in D.C. within the last few years..
• What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
• Will Donald Trump take a credit for the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory this season? You mean the Trump Cup?
• My favorite part of the World Cup was when France hit a home run on the Stanley cup field.

Stanley Kubrick Jokes

Here is a list of funny stanley kubrick jokes and even better stanley kubrick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space? It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

Stanley Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

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