The Best 12 Stanley Cups Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stanley Cups jokes. There are some stanley cups jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stanley cups puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stanley Cups Jokes and Puns

The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto?

So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.

What is the first thing an Ottawa Senator does after winning the Stanley Cup?

Turn off his Xbox.

What do you call Penguins that whistle quickly?

Stanley Cup Champions

My trophy wife.

20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.


What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies?

Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.

The Stanley Cup Finals left me so angry last night..

I demand capital punishment.

Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?

It's the only way a Leafs will get to see the Stanley Cup.

Now with Ovechkin winning the stanley cup...

it's only the second-largest win for the Russians in D.C. within the last few years..

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...

The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup

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Will Donald Trump take a credit for the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory this season?

You mean the Trump Cup?

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