Stanley Cup Jokes
18 stanley cup jokes and hilarious stanley cup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stanley cup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Stanley Cup Short Jokes
Short stanley cup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stanley cup humour may include short world cup jokes also.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
- The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit... Against Las Vegas.
- What is the first thing an Ottawa Senator does after winning the Stanley Cup? Turn off his Xbox.
- My trophy wife. 20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.
- How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies? Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.
- Now with Ovechkin winning the stanley cup... it's only the second-largest win for the Russians in D.C. within the last few years..
- What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
- Will Donald Trump take a credit for the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory this season? You mean the Trump Cup?
- My favorite part of the World Cup was when France hit a home run on the Stanley cup field.
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Stanley Cup One Liners
Which stanley cup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stanley cup? I can suggest the ones about cup final and coffee cup.
- What do you call Penguins that whistle quickly? Stanley Cup Champions
- What do you call the Winnipeg Jets if they win the Stanley cup? The wonnipeg Jets
Rib-Tickling Stanley Cup Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about stanley cup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fifa world cup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stanley cup pranks.
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Stanley Cup... f**...?
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... but couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No," he says, "They're all at the f**...."
Topical Jokes for 6/13
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The LA Kings have won the NHL championship in double overtime. The team celebrated by trying to trade the Stanley Cup for a pair of NBA playoff tickets.
In Baltimore, police shot a cow that had escaped from a slaughterhouse. What the cow failed to realize, is that the entire city of Baltimore is one giant slaughterhouse.
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Game 7
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No, he says. They're all at the f**...."
A young Russian hockey star comes to America...
After joining a team in the NHL, he quickly establishes himself as a prodigy, and leads them to the Stanley cup in his first year.
He calls his mother to tell her the good news, but she replies; "Don't call here anymore, you're no son of mine."
"But mother, I'm a star, the people in town love me!"
She replies; "Alright, mister star, let me tell YOU something. Last week, your younger brother got jumped by hoodlums just walking home from school. Yesterday, your sister got assaulted right in our front yard. And there's gunshots all around us every night."
She sighs and says "I'll never forgive you for moving us to Detroit."