The Best 6 Stanford Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stanford jokes. There are some stanford scholarships jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stanford oregon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stanford Jokes and Puns

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A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants
in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were
looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses
the day after the ad came out.

All from the same person.

Accordion to a study done by Stanford University, 9 out 10 people don't notice when words are substituted for music instruments

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Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex".

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.

What do Stanford and UCLA graduates have in common?

They applied to Stanford.

Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of sex abuse

A limited edition craft beer made on campus


Right after I got my PhD in theoretical physics, I was able to land a job at Stanford!

My first shift starts tomorrow, after the senior janitor gives me a quick rundown.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stanford princeton jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stanford harvard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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