The Best 7 Standup Comedy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Standup Comedy jokes. There are some standup comedy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these standup comedy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Standup Comedy Jokes and Puns

What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking?

Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.

After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said...

"You can't pull your pants down in public."

What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?

Sitcoms

Standup Comedy joke, What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?

What's Stephen Hawking's least favorite kind of comedy?

Standup.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners

He can't do standup comedy!


If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material

I would be a comic comic comic.

My wife wanted to watch a romantic comedy,

so I switch the channel to an Italian guy doing standup.

Standup Comedy joke, My wife wanted to watch a romantic comedy,

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the standup comedy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working standup comedy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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