Standup Comedy Jokes
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What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking?
Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
When I was a kid, I told everyone that when I grew up, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They all laughed.
Well, I got a job doing standup in a comedy club, and no one's laughing now.
A programmer tries his hand at stand-up comedy: "Forward-slash forward-slash a man walks into a bar..."
A heckler yells at him: "Why do you keep doing that weird forward-slash thing?!"
He responds: "Don't you know? The best jokes are always in the comments."
My friend had purchased an extra stand-up comedy ticket for me. I turned him down.
After all, I could never enjoy jokes at other people's expense.
I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humour.
Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.
After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said...
"You can't pull your pants down in public."
I just watched a beautiful n**... woman do stand-up comedy.
Never laughed so hard in my life.
I told my wife I was going to do stand-up comedy
She said, "You're joking"
I said, "I told you I was good"
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