The Best 11 Standoff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Standoff jokes. There are some standoff bicker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these standoff manlier puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Standoff Jokes and Puns

I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day.

It was Juan v Juan.

Probably unoriginal, thought of this over dinner

What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?

Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.

Did you hear about the serial killer that got killed in a standoff with the police in an ice cream shop?

He got what he dessert.

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Did you hear about the hostage standoff with the campers?

It was in tents.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan


Ever seen a Canadian standoff?

It's like a Mexican standoff, but instead of 2 guys with guns it's two guys who keep trying to let the other go through a narrow door way. "Oop, sorry. Oop, sorry"

What do you call it when 2 people are both waiting for the other to go first?

A Canadian stand-off.

Standoff joke, What do you call it when 2 people are both waiting for the other to go first?

What's the worst thing to bring to a Mexican standoff?

A chair.

What is a Canadian stand-off?

Two Canadians standing at a door way insisting the other to go first.

The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...

Greed-o shot first

We all know a Mexican standoff and a Canadian standoff

So an American standoff is when two people are flipping each other off but you know nothing's going to happen.

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