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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these standoff manlier puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It was Juan v Juan.
What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?
Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.
He got what he dessert.
It was in tents.
Juan vs. Juan
It's like a Mexican standoff, but instead of 2 guys with guns it's two guys who keep trying to let the other go through a narrow door way. "Oop, sorry. Oop, sorry"
Greed-o shot first
A Canadian stand-off.
A chair.
Two Canadians standing at a door way insisting the other to go first.
So an American standoff is when two people are flipping each other off but you know nothing's going to happen.
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