The Best 11 Standing Ovation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Standing Ovation jokes. There are some standing ovation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these standing ovation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Standing Ovation Jokes and Puns

Why did Kermit the Frog's stage play get a standing ovation?

He gave a ribbeting performance

At Oxford's men only English language competition, 200 males were participating

The challenge was to express Peacefulness, Happiness and Calmness in a single sentence.

The person who won the competition wrote....

"My wife is sleeping."







He also received standing ovation from the audience.

"Complete" or "Finished"?

**Here's your English lesson for the day!**

**"Complete" or "Finished"?**

No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.

The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

Mr. Balgobin's response: When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Why did a Chinese olympic diver receive a standing ovation?

Yellow and Green are Brazil's national colors.

I gave my girlfriend a standing ovation...

and by that I mean the clap.


Prime Minister Shinzo Abe gives an opening speech at the Tokyo Olympics.

He walks up to the microphone. "O!" he says, which is followed by applause.

"O!" he says again, as an ovation.

"O!" he says again, and the audience stands up and cheers. Suddenly, an aide runs up to the podium.

"Prime Minister Abe," the aide whispers, "those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"

One day a stand up comedian went to a paraplegic convention, after he came home frustrated and his wife asked why.

He said everyone was laughing but I didn't get one standing ovation!

I wanted to give a round of applause to the most exciting person I'd ever slept with

But I thought a standing ovation was more appropriate

Why do mosquitoes always leave an orchestra performance before it ends?

Because the standing ovation can be quite deadly to them

I think I might love plays

I've been trying to tell myself it was just a one night standing ovation

I have gotten chlamydia so many times...

It is a standing ovation.

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