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Standing Ovation Jokes

16 standing ovation jokes and hilarious standing ovation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about standing ovation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Standing Ovation Short Jokes

Short standing ovation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The standing ovation humour may include short applause jokes also.

  1. Why did the accordion player get a standing ovation? They played a polka that nobody could resist dancing to.
  2. Why did Kermit the Frog's stage play get a standing ovation? He gave a ribbeting performance
  3. Why did a Chinese olympic diver receive a standing ovation? Yellow and Green are Brazil's national colors.
  4. One day a stand up comedian went to a paraplegic convention, after he came home frustrated and his wife asked why. He said everyone was laughing but I didn't get one standing ovation!
  5. I wanted to give a round of applause to the most exciting person I'd ever slept with But I thought a standing ovation was more appropriate
  6. Why do mosquitoes always leave an orchestra performance before it ends? Because the standing ovation can be quite deadly to them
  7. I think I might love plays I've been trying to tell myself it was just a one night standing ovation

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Standing Ovation One Liners

Which standing ovation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with standing ovation? I can suggest the ones about clapping and award outstanding.

  1. I gave my girlfriend a standing ovation... and by that I mean the clap.
  2. I have gotten chlamydia so many times... It is a standing ovation.

Uproarious Standing Ovation Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about standing ovation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crowd pleasing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make standing ovation pranks.

At Oxford's men only English language competition, 200 males were participating

The challenge was to express Peacefulness, Happiness and Calmness in a single sentence.
The person who won the competition wrote....
"My wife is sleeping."



He also received standing ovation from the audience.

"Complete" or "Finished"?

**Here's your English lesson for the day!**
**"Complete" or "Finished"?**
No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.
The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
Mr. Balgobin's response: When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe gives an opening speech at the Tokyo Olympics.

He walks up to the microphone. "O!" he says, which is followed by applause.
"O!" he says again, as an ovation.
"O!" he says again, and the audience stands up and cheers. Suddenly, an aide runs up to the podium.
"Prime Minister Abe," the aide whispers, "those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"

Difference between complete and finished

No dictionary was ever able to define the difference between complete and finished.
However in a linguistic conference somewhere in London, Michael Sons, a Surinamese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this:
Some say there is no difference between Complete and Finished . Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response:
When you marry the right woman you are complete .
If you marry the wrong woman you are finished .
However if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, then you are completely finished .
His answer received a standing 5 minute ovation.

Can any one say the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?

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No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.