Standing In Queue Jokes
18 standing in queue jokes and hilarious standing in queue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about standing in queue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short standing in queue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The standing in queue humour may include short standing in line jokes also.
- So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. "This is the punchline."
- Woman stand in queue in Soviet Union for seven hours When she go in - shop empty.
Woman: Oh - You have no fish?
Comrade shopkeeper: No, here is no meat. No fish - next door! - The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue.
- If you are standing in line in England to buy some Vietnamese soup you are in the... Pho Queue
- While standing in line at the Vietnamese noodle place, I realized... ...I was stuck in the Pho queue.
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Standing In Queue One Liners
Which standing in queue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with standing in queue? I can suggest the ones about waiting in line and long wait.
- Viet namese restaurants It was so busy when I went for soup I had to stand in a pho queue
- What do you call a bunch of Vietnamese people standing in line to buy lunch? Pho queue.
- What do you call a group of gay friends standing in line for ramen? A LGBT-Queue
- While standing in the queue looking at my phone... I'm online online
Standing In Queue Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about standing in queue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean waiting room jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make standing in queue pranks.
A dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don't know if it translates well
A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
What is this queue for?
Just for fun says the women.
But what if I don't want to stand in the queue? The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies that's what the other queue is for
A man returns to work sporting a black eye after lunch
His coworker asked him if he got in a fight during his lunch break, and he says no, he was randomly punched by a guy after he asked him which food line he was standing in. The coworker asks if this happened in the line for the ramen shop, but he shakes his head and replies, "No, pho queue."
Amongst the usual queue of studded leather, chained piercings and rubber appendages, the s**... club doorman was surprised to see a bespectacled man in a shirt and tie standing patiently, a calculator in one hand. "Who are you, are you lost?" asked the doorman.
"Oh, I'm the statistician" came the reply.
"Then...what are you here for?"
With an unsettling grin, the statistician produced a pencil from his back pocket.
"Just standard deviation."
A man dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, he sees two lines.
The first line has a sign that says "Henpecked Husbands." The line is full of an endless queue of men that stretches far out of site.
The sign above the second line says, "Non-Henpecked Husbands." This line is empty, aside from a single scrawny man who was just entering it.
The recently deceased man approaches the single occupant of the second line and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me," he says, "but can I ask why you're the only man in this line?"
The man in the line frowns defensively and says, "My wife told me to stand here."
In hard times, a young woman becomes a p**......
For obvious reasons, she tries to keep this hidden from her only relative, her old grandma.
One cold evening, the brothel that the p**... works in is raided by police. All s**... workers are forced to wait in a line outside to show identification and documents.
As luck would have it, nan was in this bad area in town saw her granddaughter in the queue. She asked "Why are you standing in line here dear, are you not cold?". Trying to think of a good alibi, the grand daughter told her that the policeman were handing out free oranges.
Excited by the prospects of free oranges, the old lady said "Why how awfully nice of them, I might get some myself" and went to the back of the line.
A policeman, going down the line for more information looks very suprised when he comes to the four foot eight female yoda. "Wow, how do you keep at it at your age?".
"Well darling, I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back, and s**... them dry".