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35 standin jokes and hilarious standin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about standin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good standin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was standing in a library

And a black dude walks up to me and asked if i knew where the colored printer was. I told him "dude, it's almost 2018, use any printer you want."

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

I was standing outside the gym...

And there was a billboard that said: "OPEN 24/7!"
"That's not very helpful," I told myself. "July is ages away."
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I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me...

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

So I'm standing here waiting for fruit juice when my buddy asks where we are.

I told him we're in the punchline.

So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me.

"This is the punchline."

When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport.

Where it goes is up to you.

Here I am, standing at the entrance of this deep cave.

Who's that idiot inside repeating everything I shout?

Standing in Schiphol airport, I overheard the two women next to me. One was trying to remember the name of the Dutch company that builds jet planes. I knew the answer and thought....

Fokker.

I was standing in the park today, and I was wondering why a Frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets.....

Then it hit me.

Standing in the park I was wondering

Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?
And then it hit me.

I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed.

It was a near-death experience.

Standing in the produce area of the grocery store, holding up a melon.....

Once you get married, you cantalope

I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ...

I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches

I've been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,

but I haven't been able to catch a brake.

Standing at the pearly gates

God: Welcome my son
You........
God: You know why you're here, don't you?
You........
God: Tell me why you're here.
You: Because I was eating a**... at a pool party during a global pandemic?
God: Because you were eating a**... at a pool party during a global pandemic.

It's over, she said, standing up and starting to walk out on me. I just sat there..

...I love watching the end credits when I go to the movies.

I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked "So which one is yours?"

I replied "Not sure, haven't decided yet".

Standing 2 steps from my wife I took a step towards her and asked, "Did you feel that?"

The force of attraction between us just got four times larger.

Me, Standing next to a heavily pregnant woman at the bus stop

Me: When is it due?
Her: 9 days.
Me: 9 days? F*c**... that, I'll start walking.

I was standing in the middle of a park...

Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger...
And then, it hit me

Standin joke, I was standing in the middle of a park...

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Standin One Liners

Which standin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with standin? I can suggest the ones about dock and reel.

  1. I used to have satin trousers now I have standins
  2. What would they call the vice president if FDR was assassinated? A stand-in.

Standin joke, What would they call the vice president if FDR was assassinated?

Standin joke, What would they call the vice president if FDR was assassinated?

jokes about standin

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