The Best 17 Standa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Standa jokes. There are some standa high jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these standa double puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Standa Jokes and Puns

Yo momma's so mean

she has no standard deviation

A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs

or 5 Tinder matches...

Yo mama's so mean...

She has no standard deviation.

Standa joke, Yo mama's so mean...

Your Mum's so Mean

she doesn't even have a standard deviation.

What comes standard with every German house?

A front porsche

Standards are good

Double standards are twice as good

My standards for chimneys are so high...

they go through the roof.

Standa joke, My standards for chimneys are so high...

Why is one standard deviation wealthier than the other?

because it lives well below its mean.

What standardized test do mexicans take?

The ESE T !!

My standards for women are way too high

You could almost say they're... Double standards

What is the First Order's standard unit of measurement for length?

A Kylometer

You can explore standa roof reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean standa substandard dad jokes. There are also standa puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice.

Five and Alive.

What comes standard with every Dutch house?

A Dutch oven

This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes

Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium


My standards are as high as my pull up bar

which is on the ground, in my basement.

Some people's standards make no sense whatsoever

For some reason being under 18 is a huge turn off...

Standa joke, Some people's standards make no sense whatsoever

I have standards. I'm looking for a woman that 36-24-36.

Age, IQ, Body fat %, that is.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the standa make jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working standa guidelines piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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