Stand Up Comic Jokes

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Funniest Stand Up Comic Short Jokes

Short stand up comic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stand up comic humour may include short stand up comedian jokes also.

  1. My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant?
    I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
  2. Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.
  3. I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume
  4. Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery.
  5. My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off
  6. Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman? His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.
  7. I aspire to be the worlds best stand up comic Or at least a pretty good barista at Starbucks

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Stand Up Comic One Liners

Which stand up comic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stand up comic? I can suggest the ones about standup comedian and stand up comedy.

  1. Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged
    saw on last comic standing
  2. What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
  3. I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed I'm a Comic, Sans the humor.
  4. How does a stand-up comic go on strike? By sitting down

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What funny jokes about stand up comic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedy stand up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stand up comic pranks.

Can someone please explain this joke to me? I really don't get it.

So I was watching this stand-up comic named Anthony Jeselnik and while the rest of his show is hilarious, there was one joke I just don't get at all.
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered woman's shelter... if you know what I mean".
Yea; I'm seriously stumped.