The Best 10 Stand Up Comic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stand Up Comic jokes. There are some stand up comic dc comics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stand up comic comic strip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stand Up Comic Jokes and Puns

My 8 year old brother's best joke.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR.

I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic?

He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.

Found a wooden shoe in my toilet

it was clogged

saw on last comic standing

I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV

Now im a comic sans resume

What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs?

A prop comic


Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician?

He needed to work on his delivery.

I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed

I'm a Comic, Sans the humor.

My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic

His jokes are great but my delivery was way off

Can someone please explain this joke to me? I really don't get it.

So I was watching this stand-up comic named Anthony Jeselnik and while the rest of his show is hilarious, there was one joke I just don't get at all.

"I once mowed the lawn at a battered woman's shelter... if you know what I mean".

Yea; I'm seriously stumped.

Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman?

His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stand up comic detective jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stand up comic robert kirkman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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