Following is our collection of funny Stand Comedian jokes. There are some stand comedian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stand comedian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I can stand up, now all I need is comedy
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
Well, I got a job doing standup in a comedy club, and no one's laughing now.
She laughed.
Jokes were good. I liked the execution.
\* Slow clap *
Every time I performed people would just laugh at me
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Because he couldn't stand up.
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Well, no one is laughing now.
He's great but he doesn't do stand-up.
But all he knew was knock knock jokes.
I told them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian.
They laughed at me.
a stand-up comedian, but I was worried that people would laugh at me.
No one is laughing now.
Because they keep bombing.
Sadly, his stand-up wasn't very good.
He's just a comedian now.
Their jokes would always feel forced...
He figured sitcoms suited him better.
He couldn't do Stand Up comedy!
but actually he's a real stand-up guy.
Thank you prosthetic legs!
I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre.
If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze.
>I believe that you can do anything you want to do in life if you want it bad enough. That's why I'm going to be a brain surgeon!
Geri Jewell, comedian and actress
Mohahamed.
I woke up feeling funny.
A stand in comedian
But i realised a sit-down comedian was more comfortable.
He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads.
He can't do stand-up.
A prop comic
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We suggest to use only working stand comedian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.