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134 stan jokes and hilarious stan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Stan Short Jokes

Short stan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stan humour may include short bob jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
  2. A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, Hey, they named a drink after you! Really? replies the grasshopper. There's a drink named Stan?
  3. someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?
    peter PARKER.
  4. A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, Hey, they named a drink after you!
    * Really? There's a drink named Stan? *
  5. So Stan,Ben and Phil walked into a bar Bartender says, Mr Dup, Mr Dover and Mr McGroin! What can I get for ya?
  6. Stan Makes Two Wishes Genie: I will grant you two wishes.
    Stan: I wish I was Rich.
    Genie: granted
    Rich: I wish I had a lot of money
  7. What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters? They're all Sebastian stans.
  8. Did you hear about that Turkish prisoner named Stan who didn't pull his tea towards him? It was a con, Stan, tea no pull.
  9. A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.
  10. Just something I noticed in Infinity War. Turns out, Stan Lee was the bus driver all along.

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Stan One Liners

Which stan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stan? I can suggest the ones about cont and bud.

  1. My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan
  2. Wreck-it-Ralph is called Pack-it-Stan in India.
  3. Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
  4. Have you heard about Stan lee's new marvel villains? "The Accusers"
  5. I'm going to miss Stan Lee He was a marvel
  6. Warning, Infinity War spoiler: Stan Lee is the bus driver.
  7. ¿Cuál es el programa de Microsoft favorito de Stan Lee? Excel si or no
  8. Stan Lee Stan lee was in WW2 a d died on veterans day
  9. I met a man with a cow named Stan from Turkey. So I asked "is Stan bull?"
  10. Why is everyone sad about Stan Lee dying? They'll just bring him back in Avengers Endgame
  11. Which weapon appears in every Marvel movie? The Stan-Lee Knife.
  12. How do you get Stan lee to wake up You don't
  13. Don't worry about the death of Stan Lee He's probably just chilling in the soul stone
  14. Stan Bates went to college to get his 8 year degree. He's now Master Bates.
  15. Did you hear that Stan lee had an argument with thanos? He just snapped.

Stan Lee Jokes

Here is a list of funny stan lee jokes and even better stan lee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ever since Stan Lee died I've been trying to find out his dad's name. Oh well, I guess it's a Mister Lee.
  • What do you call it when Marvel gives an end-of-the-semester test on items we drink out of? The Stan Lee Cup Finals
  • Everyone is so worried that Stan Lee's cameos are over but someone has to play uncle Ben in the new spiderman.
  • I don't know why everyone is freaking out about Stan Lee's death It'll probably get reconned in a few weeks
  • So... I just heard that Stan Lee became an ex-man
  • What kind of superhero is Stan Lee? An Ex-Man
  • I wouldn't be too worried about Stan Lee dying... Marvel will just resurrect him in a few issues
  • There's no point in making a joke about Stan Lee's death. He'd just find a way to take all the credit.
  • Thanos snap finaly got to Stan lee
  • What do you call a knife with superhero powers? Stan Lee
Stan joke, What do you call a knife with superhero powers?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about stan can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of stan puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Stan Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about stan you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean nephew jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make stan prank.

For anyone attending Stan Lee's f**......

Make sure you stay after the ceremony is finished.

Sometimes

Sometimes I like to stand in front of my fishbowl, eating a tuna sandwich. Let 'em know who's boss.

I cannot stand third-world frat boy trends.

I just hate the way they're always popping their cholera.

This has been my stand-by joke since I was about 12

Two brothers want to go deer hunting but the only land nearby is owned by a grumpy farmer.
The decide to ask him if they can hunt on his property but when they pull up in the driveway neither brother wants to go knock on the door.
They play rock-paper-scissors and the older brother loses. He walks to the door and asks the farmer if they can go hunting.
The old farmer points to a nearby corral and says "See that horse? She's been mine for 20 years. She's blind and dying and I don't have the heart to put her down. If you do that for me, you boys can hunt on my land".
The older brother agrees and while walking back to the truck he thinks of a prank to play on his younger brother.
"I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother.
"I got two of his cows" yells the younger brother, "lets get out of here!"

Yo mama's so mean...

She has no standard deviation.

Stand by your man

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest, you have been with me all through the bad times. When I was laid off, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."

My standards for chimneys are so high...

they go through the roof.

I can't stand sitting down

My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice.

Five and Alive.

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me...

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control.
(Credit to Taylor on PKA)

My standards for women are way too high

You could almost say they're... Double standards

I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed.

It was a near-death experience.

Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect.

I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors

Those places just rub me the wrong way

If u stand in the pouring grain....

Your gonna get all wheat!

I cant stand this politically correct society much longer. I can't even order coffee anymore.

I used to go to the store and just say "I'll take my coffee black." Now I have to say "I'll take my coffee jeniqua."

Your Mum's so Mean

she doesn't even have a standard deviation.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport.

Where it goes is up to you.

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me.

"This is the punchline."

I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the watchtowers

A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs

or 5 Tinder matches...

Yo momma's so mean

she has no standard deviation

I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by...

Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...

I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue....

On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice.

I can't stand pilates because it's too much like s**....

I sweat, muscles hurt, and then there's a woman yelling at me that I'm not doing it right.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny.

Standing in the park I was wondering

Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?
And then it hit me.

Deaf people aren't known to be very rational

They have trouble making sound decisions.

You know what I can't stand?

Having no legs.

What's your stance on s**... with midgets?

Mine's a deep lunge

What standardized test do mexicans take?

The ESE T !!

What's Pingu's stance on war?

Nootral

There once was a poet named Stan...

...whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He'd reply, "yes, I know,
But you see, the thing is, I seem to have gone and gotten myself into this really rather ridiculous habit recently of always trying to cram as many completely unnecessary additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"

What does AH stand for in the Periodic Table?

The Element of Surprise

I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I'm a fan.

Standards are good

Double standards are twice as good

He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish

He who stands with holes in pockets feels nuts

American's won't stand for Russian interference..

"Only American billionaires are allowed to undermine our Democracy!"

I was standing in a library

And a black dude walks up to me and asked if i knew where the colored printer was. I told him "dude, it's almost 2018, use any printer you want."

I can't stand bodybuilders who smoke w**....

They always act so high and mighty.

I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ...

I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches

I can't stand when people don't know when to write your or you're

There so s**...

"I stand corrected!"

Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

I can't stand Russian nesting dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

Why must 8 always stand up?

If it lies down, it's forever.

I really can't stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me.

Do they really have to rub it in that they've got more cash than I do?

I'm going to stand outside.

So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

A stand-up comedian tells a joke about a newly-discovered STI that takes ten years to show symptoms.

\* Slow clap *

What is the First Order's standard unit of measurement for length?

A Kylometer

Please stand up

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is s**... please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a m**...?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

I can't stand swearing during s**...

Who wants to hear that kind of language especially from a child?

Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...

...why do birds sadden Lee up here?

I can't stand everyone ridiculing me for being a cannibal...

I just get so fed up with people.

The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a l**... colony.

My jokes have them all cracking up.

I can't stand it when homeless people shake their little cups at me

Yeah, I get it. You have more money than me, do you really have to rub it in?

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

What does the S stand for in marriage?

s**...

If BJ stands for Bad joke, then what does B+íj stands for?

Complex bad joke.
Its not funny because the joke part is imaginary!

What comes standard with every German house?

A front porsche

I can't stand to see my wife in her workout clothes in the gym, it's embarrassing.

I have no way to hide my e**....

I can't stand it when people ask me where I see myself in a year or now.

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

What does EA truly stand for?

Early Access because all of their games are rushed and unfinished.

Never stand behind Satan at the post office

For the devil takes many forms

Please stand for the telling of the official St Patrick's Day joke....

What's Irish and sits on the porch?
Patty O'Furniture
That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick's Day joke.
Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...

BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"

and AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

I was standing in the park today, and I was wondering why a Frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets.....

Then it hit me.

A stand-up comedian got in a car accident and his legs got amputated

He's just a comedian now.

Did u just stand there while I fell over and dropped all the laundry?

Yes I watched it all unfold

‪I really can't stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me.

‪Do they really have to rub it in that they've got more cash than I do?‬

Teacher came to Jack's desk

-You had the same answers in your test as Stan. So you must have cheated.
-How do you know that Stan didn't look at my answers? Jack defended himself.
-Stan had written "I don't know" and you had written "I don't know either"...

I've been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,

but I haven't been able to catch a brake.

I can't stand it when my Mexican friend is late

I wait for no Juan.

So I like to stand on one leg sometime, like a flamingo, to help with building my balance...

My girlfriend always rolls her eyes at me and the other day she snapped and yelled at me to stop.
I said, This is my house, don't make me put my foot down..

Stan joke, So I like to stand on one leg sometime, like a flamingo, to help with building my balance...

jokes about stan

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