The Best 7 Stampede Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stampede jokes. There are some stampede avalanche jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stampede moo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stampede Jokes and Puns

Bobby told Billy he stopped a stampede.

That was the biggest bunch of bull he ever herd.

Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede?

Because he didn't Moofassa enough!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?


What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?


What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

My uncle died from a turtle stampede.

It was a slow death.

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stampede cattle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stampede rampage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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