Stamford Jokes
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Couple went to New York and hired a Cab.
He had a broad Southern accent
Cabbies
: "whhhherre are Yaaah
Frumm?"
Wife: "what is he sayin?"
Husband: "asking where we from"
Husband to cabbie: "London"
Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?"
Wife:"what is he sayin?"
Husband to wife: "asking where from in London"
Husband to cabbie: "Stamford"
Cabbie:" Stammfordd , I know the place, was there during the war and had an English girlfriend.
Had the worst s**... of my Life"
Wife:"what is he sayin now?"
Husband: " He says he knows you!!"
Why did..
Q : Why did manchester united go to Stamford Bridge?
A : Four Nothing
Why are Stamford prisoners so well behaved?
Because they come from con-etiquette.
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