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19 stallion jokes and hilarious stallion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stallion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a good laugh? Look no further! Check out this collection of jokes featuring Italian Stallions, Foals, and Colts. Enjoy a good belly laughter while learning something new about horses.

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Funniest Stallion Short Jokes

Short stallion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stallion humour may include short horse stable jokes also.

  1. If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down.
  2. An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road. When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "
  3. You know why you can't teach a stallion philosophy? Because you can't put Descartes before the horse.
  4. I have the heart of a lion, feet of a kangaroo, and the spirit of a wild stallion. The heart and feet were easy to get, but it took three witch doctors to help me with the last one.
  5. A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
    He got colt feet.
  6. A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps h**.... So basically a hoarse horse hoards w**....
  7. I just had a drink called The Pygmy Stallion I don't know what was in it, but it made my t**... a little hoarse.

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Stallion One Liners

Which stallion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stallion? I can suggest the ones about racehorse and horse mounted.

  1. I had a date in a restaurant called, "The Deranged Stallion". It was a freak horse meal.
  2. What do you call an impotent stallion? Mr. ED
  3. Cry Stallone The only reason for Sylvester Stallion's conversion...
  4. How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs.

Stallion joke, How does a black man ride a black stallion?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about stallion can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of stallion puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Stallion Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about stallion you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean horse neigh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make stallion prank.

Thor

The god of thunder is riding through the sky on his mighty stallion. With lightning crashing all around, he triumphantly screams, "I'M THOR!" His horse looks up and says, "Of courthe you are, you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

A rich man and a horse

There was a rich man that was driving past a farm, He looked over and saw a beautiful stallion standing in the field. The rich man thought, Wow I gotta have him so he pulled into the farm's entrance. He found the owner and said, "I want that horse out yonder in that field, how much do you want for him?" Well, the farmer said, "He don't look to good." Nonsense said the rich man "I'll pay you $1000 for him." But he don't look to good said the farmer. The rich man sighed and said $2000 dollars is my final offer. The farmer sold the beautiful horse to the rich man. Then one week later the rich man came back angry as ever and said, "Darn you you sold me a blind horse!" Then the farmer smiled and said "I told you, he didn't look too good!"

Who was first in Transylvania?

Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.

Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )

A preacher rides into a town in the old west...

As he's riding into town, his horse keeps stumbling around the street. The reins are finally grabbed by the Sheriff, who says, "This stallion okay?"
The preacher says, "Yes. We passed through a patch of p**... and he ate some. But that aside, I come to tell you of God's good word, to help you worthless, sinful heathens to-"
The Sheriff shakes his head, struggling to hold the animal still, and says "Now before you go preaching to us, why don't you get off your high horse."

As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.

As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.
The stallion said, "I spent the whole night trying to take off her pajamas."

In romance, I'm like a wild stallion

I'm not well groomed, look somewhat malnourished, don't want anyone to ride me, am threatened by eye contact, and if approached I'm likely to run away before anyone's close enough to touch me.

A man goes into a psychiatrist's office

He says, "Doctor, I've been having s**... feeling towards my horse."
The psychiatrist says, "How long have you been having these feelings?"
The man responds, "About three months."
The psychiatrist asks, "Is the horse a stallion or a mare?"
The man says, "A mare! I'm not some kind of pervert."

Young Bill

Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch.
One evening, as they sat on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion h**... one of his mares.
He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.
He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to do what that stallion is doing."
Mabel whispered back, "Go ahead. She's your mare!"

A young zebra escapes from the zoo and meets a stallion in a nearby valley

The stallion was fascinated and asked the zebra "where do you come from and what do you do?" the zebra replied "I come from Africa and I just chill with my friends on the plain"
Then the zebra asked the stallion "what are you and what do you do?" and the stallion replied "I'm a stallion, get your pyjamas off and i'll show you"

I used to hide my ex-girlfriend's asthma inhaler...

Because my neighbors thought i was a total stallion. They used to hear her all night... *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!" *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!"
Boom.

Stallion joke, I had a date in a restaurant called, "The Deranged Stallion".

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