The Best 44 Stall Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stall jokes. There are some stall toilet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stall bathroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stall Jokes and Puns
Hugh Hefner
Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers.
Said one friar, "Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?
A handicrapped zone.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....
.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette hides behind a stall of cows, the redhead hides in the goat pen, and the blonde hides behind bags full of potatoes. The police come in and shine their flashlights on the cows. The brunette says "MOO!" and the police shine their lights on the goats. The redhead says "BAHH!", so the police move on to the potatoes. They shine their lights on them and the blonde says "POTATOES!!!"
A man goes into the bathroom to take a dump.
When he's done, he realizes there's no toilet paper. Knocking on the stall next to him, he asks, "Hey, do have an extra roll of toilet paper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have a newspaper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have an old handkerchief?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have change for a five?"
Got this one from my grandpa.
Why are Indians so bad at soccer?
Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall.
What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?
Stall
Every bar is a protein bar...
if you drill a hole in the bathroom stall.
I passed a group of Girl Scouts this morning, with a stall that read..
.."Home-Made Lemonade: £15.00, Oral Sex: £5.00"
"Here's twenty pounds, girls, but I think you've got your prices mixed up," I chuckled.
"Once you've finished going down on me, you'll be gagging for that lemonade," said the sweaty fat one.
I was in in the public restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Stallman, Torvalds and Knuth have a conversation.
Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
engage in a discussion on whose impact
on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
Here's one from Russia
A guy is late for an important meeting but can't find a place to park.
In desperation, he begins to pray.
"Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!"
A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.
"Never mind. Found one!"
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A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers.
So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores.
Bathroom stall Graffiti
What is the best/worst bathroom stall graffiti you have ever read?
My favorite was in a pulpmill I worked at:
"some days I do fuckall..
Some days I don't do fuckall"
I can't believe this happened
I was on the toilet, and shortly after I sat down I heard from the stall next door, "Hi, how are you?". Embarrassed but not wanting to be rude I said "doing fine?" Then I hear them ask "So what are you up to?". ?!?! "Um..." I said "Same as you I'd guess. Just sitting here." Then I'm completely caught off guard when asked "Can I come over?" "I'm kind of busy at the moment" Annoyed I responded. Then I hear "Listen, I'll call you back later, the idiot in the next stall is answering all of my questions."
My co-workers must be atheists because they hate when I greet them "Merry Christmas!"
It doesn't seem to matter whether I greet them from over or under the bathroom stall.
What font does a beef noodle stall use?
Times Niurou Mian
(Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
What's bill cosby's favorite book
The Fourth Stall
One of the cakes is missing from my German cake stall...
... I'm worried that it was stollen.
What do you call it when someone writes 'Jesus Loves You' on the side of a bathroom stall
Evandalism
TIL: You can use tampons to stuff bullet holes to stall bleeing before getting the person to the hospital.
That's actually what tampons were originally used for. Then nurses were all, "Wait, I've got a bleeding hole too!"
In the physics department's bathroom
There is a stall that has graffiti on the wall. The graffiti reads "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."
A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had sex with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem?"
"Bipolar"
Don't you hate it when there's no toilet paper in your stall . .
and you have to ask the person in the next stall to come over and wipe you.
"My wife has a stall on the beach..."
"My wife has a stall on the beach where you can buy flags of any country"
"Does she sell Seychelles by the sea shore?"
Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger decide to collaborate on a movie about classical composers.
"I'll be Beethoven" says Stallone.
Van Damne says "OK, I'll be Mozart".
Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach"
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking.
It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich.
One day, a merchant set up a sign in front of his stall: "Mandarins - $500 each"
A man comes up and asks the merchant:
"Why are they so expensive? No one's going to pay that much for a mandarin!"
The merchant replies:
"You don't know how much I spent on forging his working visa"
Stalling is the opposite of rushing ...
But Stalin was Russian
What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?
A loo-tenant.
What do you call Sean Connery inside a toilet stall without any toilet paper?
"A Shituation"
How do you know when the movie in a peep show stall is finished?
Its all over.
Five pounds.
A young woman walks towards a fishmongers stall. She approaches him and says
Woman: I nee five pounds o makkel.
Fishmonger: what was that hon? I couldnt understand you.
Woman: makkel. Five pounds.
Fishmonger: I'm sorry I still didnt catch that.
The woman is visibly frustrated and sticks her hands into her pants, pulling her fingers out and under the man's nose.
Fishmonger: HOLY MACKEREL!
Woman: Five pounds.
Why can't an American bathroom stall lie?
You can see right through them
Bargaining
A visitor to my market stall was insistent on bargaining. I said "sir, this is America, we don't negotiate with tourists."
A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...
He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."
Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.
He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable position.
He proceeds to the bar where he asks the barkeep for a drink.
Looking at the string suspiciously the barkeep asks,
"Hey... are you a piece of string??"
To which the string replies,
"No, I'm a frayed knot.".
(Shamelessly farming Karma on my cake day)
Mothers day scultpures
Ellis and Chris are up late carving sculptures of a mother holding a baby for their Mothers Day stall.
All of them look the same the only differences are the flowers in the mother's hair.
Chris tells a story to Ellis about his favorite flower and why.
*Ellis rolls his eyes*
Chris: "What's YOUR favorite flower Ellis?"
Ellis sighs, gets up, and walks over to their finished pieces, picks one up and gets a splinter in his thumb.
Ellis puts the sculpture down and looks at Chris.
Chris: "So?"
Ellis turns around and as he walks out of the room he replies:
"Chris...sand the mums."
I've designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives.
It's called a No Shit, Sure-Lock.
A man is late for an important meeting
A man is late for an important meeting.
But he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. "Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!" A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance. "Never mind. Found one!
I went to the beach yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign that said "Lobster Tails $1".
I thought that was a good deal, so I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
In a a gents restroom, a man is sitting in a stall doing his business.
Suddenly the man in the next stall starts a conversation:
"Hello there!"
"Umm... Hello"
"How are you?"
"I'm uhh..fine... How about yourself?"
"I'm doing great. What are your doing right now?"
"Uhhhh..... Nothing much.... Just sitting here...."
"Shall I come over?"
"*Nervously* Noooo!! That would be so awkward"
"Alright man I'll hang up now, the idiot in the next stall is responding to everything I say."
Walmart Bathroom
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, Hi! How are you?
Embarrassed... I said, I'm ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?
I said, Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!
Then I hear, Can I come over?
Annoyed... I said Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
Embarrassed!!
Today I stopped at the road-side stall that said "Lobster Tails: $2"
So I paid my $2 and the guy goes "Once upon a time there was a lobster...."
This weirdo in the bathroom tried talking to me while I was on the toilet.
Just because the stall door is open doesn't mean I'm here to chat. Jeez, have some boundaries dude.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stall hears jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stall public piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.