Stall Jokes
60 stall jokes and hilarious stall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know any good stall jokes? Whether you’re looking for funny jokes about a market stall, a washroom, a barn, or even toilet humor, we have you covered. We’ve collected some of the best jokes about stalls and compiled them into one hilarious list. Get ready for some of the funniest stall jokes around!
Funniest Stall Short Jokes
Short stall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stall humour may include short horse stable jokes also.
- I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich.
- Not to insult any history purists but... Why did Winston Churchill trade his manual for an automatic?
He hated stall'in. - Bargaining A visitor to my market stall was insistent on bargaining. I said "sir, this is America, we don't negotiate with tourists."
- Did you hear about all the smartphones that got stolen from a semi stalled on the interstate? It was Huawei robbery.
- In the physics department's bathroom There is a stall that has graffiti on the wall. The graffiti reads "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."
- "My wife has a stall on the beach..." "My wife has a stall on the beach where you can buy flags of any country"
"Does she sell Seychelles by the sea shore?" - One of the cakes is missing from my German cake stall... ... I'm worried that it was stollen.
- Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
- Faced an interview question I couldn't answer, so I went to hide in the bathroom and stood on the toilet You could say I'm stalling.
- What font does a beef noodle stall use? Times Niurou Mian
(Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
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Stall One Liners
Which stall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stall? I can suggest the ones about stale and booth.
- Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.
- What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling.
- What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone.
- What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall
- I had to use the bathroom, but all the urinals were full So I had to stall
- Why can't an American bathroom stall lie? You can see right through them
- Stalling is the opposite of rushing ... But Stalin was Russian
- Where's a procrastinator's favourite place to sit in a theatre? Stalls.
- How do you know when the movie in a peep show stall is finished? Its all over.
- I like to waste time in the bathroom, but my boss is catching on. He thinks I'm stalling.
- What's bill cosby's favorite book The Fourth Stall
- Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log. - What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall? A loo-tenant.
- Every bar is a protein bar... if you drill a hole in the bathroom stall.
- Why are lions afraid of horses? Because they stall-lions
Bathroom Stall Jokes
Here is a list of funny bathroom stall jokes and even better bathroom stall puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when someone writes 'Jesus Loves You' on the side of a bathroom stall Evandalism
- Did you hear about the guy who hid from a serial killer in the bathroom? He was just stalling.
- Bathroom stall Graffiti What is the best/worst bathroom stall graffiti you have ever read?
My favorite was in a pulpmill I worked at:
"some days I do fuckall..
Some days I don't do fuckall" - A man walks out of a bathroom stall... drys his hands off, then leaves.
Comical Stall Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about stall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stall pranks.
Ticket, Please! [Clean]
Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called "Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity.
On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door.
A man goes into the bathroom to take a dump.
When he's done, he realizes there's no toilet paper. Knocking on the stall next to him, he asks, "Hey, do have an extra roll of toilet paper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have a newspaper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have an old handkerchief?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have change for a five?"
Got this one from my grandpa.
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I passed a group of Girl Scouts this morning, with a stall that read..
.."Home-Made Lemonade: £15.00, o**... s**...: £5.00"
"Here's twenty pounds, girls, but I think you've got your prices mixed up," I chuckled.
"Once you've finished going down on me, you'll be gagging for that lemonade," said the sweaty fat one.
Stallman, Torvalds and Knuth have a conversation.
Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
engage in a discussion on whose impact
on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
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A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps h**....
So basically a hoarse horse hoards w**....
TIL: You can use tampons to stuff bullet holes to stall bleeing before getting the person to the hospital.
That's actually what tampons were originally used for. Then nurses were all, "Wait, I've got a bleeding hole too!"
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A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had s**... with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem?"
"Bipolar"
Don't you hate it when there's no toilet paper in your stall . .
and you have to ask the person in the next stall to come over and wipe you.
One day, a merchant set up a sign in front of his stall: "Mandarins - $500 each"
A man comes up and asks the merchant:
"Why are they so expensive? No one's going to pay that much for a mandarin!"
The merchant replies:
"You don't know how much I spent on forging his working visa"
What do you call Sean Connery inside a toilet stall without any toilet paper?
"A Shituation"
Five pounds.
A young woman walks towards a fishmongers stall. She approaches him and says
Woman: I nee five pounds o makkel.
Fishmonger: what was that hon? I couldnt understand you.
Woman: makkel. Five pounds.
Fishmonger: I'm sorry I still didnt catch that.
The woman is visibly frustrated and sticks her hands into her pants, pulling her fingers out and under the man's nose.
Fishmonger: HOLY MACKEREL!
Woman: Five pounds.
A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...
He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."
Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.
He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable position.
He proceeds to the bar where he asks the barkeep for a drink.
Looking at the string suspiciously the barkeep asks,
"Hey... are you a piece of string??"
To which the string replies,
"No, I'm a frayed knot.".
(Shamelessly farming Karma on my cake day)
Mothers day scultpures
Ellis and Chris are up late carving sculptures of a mother holding a baby for their Mothers Day stall.
All of them look the same the only differences are the flowers in the mother's hair.
Chris tells a story to Ellis about his favorite flower and why.
*Ellis rolls his eyes*
Chris: "What's YOUR favorite flower Ellis?"
Ellis sighs, gets up, and walks over to their finished pieces, picks one up and gets a splinter in his thumb.
Ellis puts the sculpture down and looks at Chris.
Chris: "So?"
Ellis turns around and as he walks out of the room he replies:
"Chris...sand the mums."
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I've designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives.
It's called a No s**..., Sure-Lock.
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
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In a a gents restroom, a man is sitting in a stall doing his business.
Suddenly the man in the next stall starts a conversation:
"Hello there!"
"Umm... Hello"
"How are you?"
"I'm uhh..fine... How about yourself?"
"I'm doing great. What are your doing right now?"
"Uhhhh..... Nothing much.... Just sitting here...."
"Shall I come over?"
"*Nervously* Noooo!! That would be so awkward"
"Alright man I'll hang up now, the idiot in the next stall is responding to everything I say."
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Walmart Bathroom
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, Hi! How are you?
Embarrassed... I said, I'm ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?
I said, Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!
Then I hear, Can I come over?
Annoyed... I said Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
Embarrassed!!
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This w**... in the bathroom tried talking to me while I was on the toilet.
Just because the stall door is open doesn't mean I'm here to chat. Jeez, have some boundaries dude.
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I'm not saying it.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How you doing today?" the bartender asks. "Actually, earlier today I was feeling really down. Depressed even," the guy says. "But then I parked in a handicapped stall at the grocery store and then I had a bunch of complete strangers rally around me and tell me there was nothing wrong with me."
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Meanwhile in the restroom
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said,
\- Hi! How are you?
Embarrassed... I said,
\- I'm all right!!"
The voice said,
\- "So what are you up to?
I said,
\- Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!
Then I hear,
\- Can I come over?
Annoyed... I said,
\- Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said,
\- Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
A man had a terrible stomach ache and rushed into the restroom
A janitor walked into his moaning and groaning. Concerned, he knocked on the stall and asked:
"What's the matter?"
The man replied:
"Solid, liquid, gas... maybe even some plasma..."
What to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom stall you're in
"We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations."
If they reply "Well what about old friends?", then you really should probably consider if you're decent before letting Gandalf in.
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OMG!!! I was sitting in the Nordstrom bathroom stall
And had just sat down when a voice in the next stall over said Hi! How are
You?? . Embarrased, I said I'm fine? . The voice continued So what are you up to?? I said Just sitting here like you! Then the voice says Can I come over?? Thoroughly annoyed and somewhat alarmed at this point I said sorry I'm kind of busy right now! .
Suddenly the voice says loudly Sorry I'm going to have to call you back - there's some idiot next to me answering all my questions.
